Dodge City,Kansas
Circa 1876
Kitty had been out of Dodge for a month. Ostensibly she had gone to St.Louis to visit an ailing friend. In actual fact, she needed time away from Matt. She had been in an on again off again relationship with Matt Dillon, Marshal of Dodge City , for nearly 20 years. Occasionally she got fed up with him, and found a reason to leave town for a few weeks. It was her desperate hope that he would miss her and realize that he was miserable without her. Poor Kitty was in for a surprise!
While she had been gone, a new lady had come to town....name was Sunshine Magillacutty. Crazy name. Crazy girl. Turns out, once she laid eyes on the U.S. Marshal....CRAZY over Matt. And here's the deal....he dug her,too. (Would that this were true!) Anyway, it didn't take long for Matt to notice her and to introduce himself to her. "Well hello,maam. New to town?" What a dumb *** question,he thought to himself. Of COURSE she is new to town. Sunshine smiled up at his gorgeous face..."Why,yes,Marshal. My name's Sunshine Magillacutty."
Matt: "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that...WHAT is your last name?"
Sunshine cringed. "It's Magillacutty and if you make ONE wise crack, I'll...." Matt: "You'll what?" He smiled broadly at her. "Well, I...I won't let you take me on a picnic tomorrow." Matt laughed. "Well in THAT case....what a lovely name for a lovely lady."
The next day Matt was up and at 'em early....running around looking for a picnic basket,food...you know ....picnic stuff! Festus wallked into the office to find Matt carefully making sandwiches. "Good morning,Matthew. That sure looks mighty yummy. Mind if I have one?" Matt had to bribe him with one or two sandwiches so he would keep his mouth shut about what he saw!
By noon he had the basket packed,had borrowed Doc's buggy ( more food went out in the form of bribery) and he was picking up Miss Sunshine at Ma Smalley's Boarding House. "Now ma, if you say one word about this to anyone, I'll tell everybody about you and the preacher." Ma kept her mouth shut. Sunshine and Matt rode out of town and were traveling by a beautiful pond when lo and behold!!! The stagecoach carrying Kitty came rumbling by!!! Kitty just happened to be looking out the window as Matt and Sunshine appeared. "OMG....MATT DILLON," cried Kitty at the top of her lungs?! Matt swung his head around so fast that he nearly knocked Sunshine out of her seat. The stagecoach continued on it's journey. Matt stopped the buggy.
"What's wrong,Matt?" Matt had a terrible frown on his beautifully tanned face. "Well, it would appear I am in deep yogurt!" He explained what had just happened. Sunshine smiled and kissed his cheek. "She had to find out sooner or later." Matt looked at her and touched his face where she had kissed him. Suddenly all of his ardor was released!!! He grabbed her and covered her mouth with his. (That's it!! I'll be up all night,again!) When they came up for air,Matt looked around frantically for a good place to park the buggy and have some privacy with his....new lady. That's right. His new lady. Matt suddenly realized that his relationship with Kitty was over. ( Can you believe this???? My nose is bleeding...back in a minute!!!)
Sooo, to continue......Matt helped Sunshine down from the buggy next to a lovely wooded area. He laid out the picnic blanket and gently lowered her to the ground. He looked at her intently as he leaned down for another one of those kisses. SHOTS RANG OUT!!!!!
To be continued. Tune in next week when we hear Kitty say: "A little kiss. A little cheat. Get off that girl. Get on your feet!"
2007-03-20 16:11:51
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answered by I am Sunshine 6
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Well Sunshine you requested the fellow's this question, however I see one of the women have responded as good. As a most up-to-date resident in Dodge City, I uncover Sunshine is some distance bigger then Miss Kitty would ever be! Miss Kitty, as I pay attention this is a under the influence of alcohol and beverages not anything however Rotgut, and has a evil snort (I am completely critical right here people)!! Not even practically Miss Sunshine's beautiful smile, and her dainty snort that I have obvious so in most cases, The Marshall is utterly smitten through her, as all of us are. Doc and I are blessed to name them peers. Life in Dodge City could be very uninteresting if no longer for them.
2016-09-05 10:01:15
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answer #2
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answered by kuo 4
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Well they say men sometimes try the rest but come back to the best and I, Kitty Russel am here to tell you they didn't lie!! Both Sunshine and Chola Hagen had to find this out the hard way but let me start at the beginning.
I was having a few 'female problems', I won't elaborate but all you gals over 50 know what I mean, so I had been neglecting my Matt more than usual. Big mistake, no sooner than I could bat an eye not one but two man snatchers tried to lure him into their webs. The first of these was Sunshine(and don't let the name fool you,this gal is more like a thundercloud, all wet!) She arrived here all bright eyed and bushy tailed, waving her dubious wares right under Matt's nose like the brazen hussy that she is! Well, Matt IS a man and he decided to sample what was being so blatantly offered. Soon after a few tepid trysts he tired of her but being the man he is, didn't want to hurt her by dumping her like a load of horse manure, so he figured the best way to get rid of her was to feign interest in someone new. Enter, Chola Hagen, Festus's sister, newly arrived from Boston and in case your wondering, yes, there is a VERY STRONG family resemblance!!! As soon as she set her eyes on Matt she was smitten.( how could she not be, ahh, what a man!) Anyway Matt was anxious to rid himself of Sunshine and figured " why the heck not, from the looks of her she may be real appreciative" so he decided to give her a tumble which turned into a few since she WAS very appreciative!
I didn't get this far by being a jealous or foolish woman and I knew that it was partly my own fault that Matt had gone astray. I had recently started on a new remedy given to me by one of the gals at the Longbranch who said it would have me hotter than a jalapeno in no time flat and she didn't lie! I don't know what was in that stuff, someone said horse urine but I dont believe that! In any event whatever was in it worked like a charm!!
As soon as Matt realized I was "back" he dropped those two "fill-ins" like hot potatoes! I vividly remember our first time at "makeup sex" Oh God was it good!! He was so hungry for what only I could give him and it made him insatiable! How I reveled in the feel of his strong muscular back and chest as I gazed up into his handsome face.We were like young lovers again as we made up for lost time. I nearly wept with the pure joy of having my man back in the saddle again! And Oh, by the way, with me he DOES take off his hat and when he looks up he sees the face of the woman he loves and always has loved and always will love and not a Festus look alike!
Sorry gals, the man is mine!!!
2007-03-21 05:56:49
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answered by Silva 6
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Well here I am in Dodge City...Why did I decide to travel all this way from Boston...To teach in this small town.
I am looking around when a tall handsome man approaches me, may I help you...I can't believe my eyes do all the men look this good here? If so I am never leaving.
I explain that yes I am new here, and am looking for a nice place to stay until I begin teaching. He then tells me he will escort me to Mas Molly's boarding house...I say I am sorry I have not even introduced myself, I am Chola Hagen, he says you cannot be related to Festus..I say yes I am his second cousin...He then tells me he is Marshall Matt Dillon...Oh I know all about you I say. Festus is your deputy...What a small world.
Now Matt is looking me in my eyes, and he says I would never believe you could be so beautiful...What a pleasant surprise this is.
I am loving this, he is so sexy and handsome...Then a thought dawns on me...He has a woman Miss Kitty..Festus has told me all about that saloon owner trollop!
I decide I can and will get her man, she will be old news before long, you can bet Festus spurs on that!
I settle in at the boarding house, but realize privacy here is limited....Everyone knows everyone's business. I decide I am going to move to the old school house, there are no nosy people there.
I explain to Matt that I am going to stay at the school house, he gives me a sheepish smile...He is more than happy to help me move my belongings. And I am more than happy to have him do so.
We arrive at the school house, it is better than I hoped totally isolated with a cozy room...With a big bed...A big tub...What more did we need.
I look at the bed, then I look at Matt...Who already is smiling from ear to ear! Oh Chola I have never been tempted like this before, but you have me so captivated and I cannot believe how I seem to have no control over my manhood. I look down and see he is not lying...We are in each others arms, seems we just melt together as one...He is tearing at my clothes as I am doing the same to his!
We both end up on this big feather bed...Oh how our bodies join together, like they were made for each other all along...
We make the most passionate wild love either one of us has ever experienced. We are both spent and wrapped in each others arms...I must ask him...Are you going to go back to that Miss Kitty?...He looks deep in my eyes...Says I could never leave you now Chola...I am in pure bliss and love...I would never believe a yankee woman could win my heart...But my dear you have this cowboy hog tied to you for life!
I take my tall handsome cowboy by the hand and lead him in the tub with me...Oh we are so happy...rubbing each others backs...laughing and talking...We both decide there is no need to hide our love...We are going to the Longbranch together and tell Miss Kitty we are in love.
The next morning we are riding in, I am on the back of Matts horse holding him tight...feeling giddy with love. I am not concerned about Miss Kitty or anyone else.
We walk in the Longbranch together, Sam looks at us and you can tell by his expression he knows...Of course he does we glow together.
Well down the stairs comes Miss Kitty with her 12 petticoats and more rolls in her hair than a bakery!
Well hi there cowboy...Then she stops in mid sentence...Looks at Matt...Looks at me...The smile is off her face now...She can feel our chemistry...Hell I can feel our sexual energy filling the saloon.
She starts yelling who is this Matt! I have tolerated Sunshine...Now her!...Wait I say who is Sunshine Matt? He looks at me with those green eyes and explains Sunshine was a women he thought he was in love with many moons ago...But he is not in love with her, then he turns to Miss Kitty and exclaims I am not in love with you either...I have found my love...I could never leave Chola Hagens side...It would be like losing a part of myself.
Now Miss Kitty cannot believe all this, she then says a Hagen I can't believe this! Well in walks Festus he hears Miss Kitty yelling...Says seems he is betweex a rock and a hard place...But he is thrilled his second cousin and Matt are in love...Hot dig a dig he is already planning the wedding. Not only is he Matts deputy but they will soon be related by marriage!
Miss Kitty storms up the steps to her room in tears, I must say for a moment I felt sorry for her, but when I looked in my loves eyes all I could think of was the two of us getting back to the school house, he had many lessons to teach me, and I was a eager student!
Now as for that Sunshine women...She was telegraphed by Matt with all the details. I never got to meet her, but rumor has it she rode off in the sunset and was never seen again.
As for myself and Marshall Matt Dillon we are still together...He is still teaching me many many things in that feather bed...and oh my yes he carries a big pistol!
Sorry Miss Kitty and Sunshine...But this yankee got your cowboy! And I will keep on riding!!!!
P.S I am now bow legged...Did you know cowboys eat with their hats on.
The end for now
2007-03-20 20:33:27
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answer #4
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answered by bodacious baby 7
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