Remember, you may have to grow old, but you don't have to mature.
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
The Red Green Show is kind of like the flu; not everybody gets it.
Nothing bugs a handyman more than a stripper that works too slow.
There are two kinds of people: those who do things and those who write manuals.
Remember, I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together!
The handyman's secret weapon - duct tape.
When the going gets tough, switch to power tools.
And to the rest of you, thanks for watching. On behalf of myself and Harold and the whole gang up here at Possum Lodge... keep your stick on the ice
2007-03-20 15:48:12
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answered by Uncle Red 6
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Well! I would have to say,I'm grateful where I live. The American Dream,this is a phrase that is unique to the nation we call home,Nowhere do we hear the phrase,The Russian Dream,even though Russia is a nation struggling to become a working democracy. We don't talk about the Chinese Dream or The Mexican Dream,or The French Dream,In many places around the globe,democracies rule,but no place on earth is like America. No nation offers opportunities and more personal freedoms,no nation offers more possibilities and more fresh starts than the good old USA. America is a land tailor-made for dreamers,especially those willing to work for their dreams. That's the most important thing I've learned.
2007-03-20 15:51:16
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answered by Anonymous
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The sun will rise in the east and set in the west, people change but your pets will still love you, plants wither and die but the sure make great potpurri, you can not mix beer and salt without expection to get some froth, your mum still will do your washing if you visit home even if it is once a year.
how is that for a start
2007-03-20 15:41:50
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answered by Anonymous
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The hardest job I have ever had.... Parenthood!
I have three small girls. It is difficult to keep it together all of the time for them. I just do my best and remind myself that they will become the person I teach them to be.. That's a pretty heavy task!
If you put garbage in.... You'll get garbage back!
2007-03-20 15:39:48
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answered by and,or,nand,nor 6
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That life is precious and very short compared to the Earth's history. Live for today as yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.
2007-03-20 15:37:27
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answered by Ted 6
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IMy Grandmother once told me that the most important thing a person can do for oneself is to be just plain decent. So I try to be a decent person.
2007-03-20 15:37:02
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answered by jaypea40 5
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PATIENCE! As a single mom to an 11 year old autistic son, you have to have plenty of it!!!!! There are good days and bad days but that's life right!
2007-03-20 15:37:49
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answered by Autism Mommy 2
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Most important Think before speak. Second If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.
2007-03-20 15:37:24
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answered by thmsnbrgll 5
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The most important thing I have learned is.....that life would have very little meaning without my Lord Jesus Christ.
2007-03-20 15:37:17
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answered by ticklemeblue 5
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No matter what happens, look for something positive. If you only look at the bad, then life can seem horrible.
2007-03-20 15:37:57
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answered by oklady 3
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