I have a very ugly house. I want to destroy it! I've tried everything. I ate the doorknobs, threw bricks at my windows. I even made holes in the ceiling with a rubber axe!
I took an anvil and dropped it on my roof and it went BOOMBOOM!!! but now, I'm worried that squirrels will get into my house and bite my toes off in my sleep.
2007-03-20 14:08:18 · 25 answers · asked by ButtFreckleFarts 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
Rent it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-22 13:45:26 · answer #1 · answered by alcanhelp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just put the word out to the neighborhood junkies. Tell them that there *were* 10 free baggies of crank hidden in the house, but someone already found them (explains the existing damage). Tell them that the last 5 are in really hard-to-find areas, but that they can use any means to find those last few hits.
Leave the doors unlocked, and some sledgehammers in the front room. Come back a few days later, and the tweakers should have the place just about leveled... They will be at it 24/7 burning off energy trying to find another score...
2007-03-20 20:46:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well but frecks, you got some problem there if you can throw an anvil through your roof , or was it thrown out of a rubber chopper, now what you need is to get Arnie or Rambo there do some explosives job on yer gaff. seeing you like watching their movies, best bet is to leave the gas on full. light a candle in the front room when the gas reaches the flame boomboom!!!! no more ugly house, no more squirrels either.
2007-03-20 14:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by Mr T 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dig a big deep hole under it and let it slip right on down... EEERRRCH.... DOIWNGG...... then grow some ivy over it so you don't have do any more mowing.
So no squirells can find the hole you made with the anvil (BOOMBOOM!!!), get yourself a skylight window and fit it in there.. (you are going to need it for light and ventilation anyway)... and you can use it as a hatch to get back to bed after you finish work.
2007-03-20 14:28:03 · answer #4 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-19 10:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see..yer goin` about it all the wrong way, my friend.To avoid them little buggers eatin` at yer toes..leave the anvil in the shop and stop eating the doorknobs. You need to pull yer trousers up..be willin` to get dirty and give `er hell...pull out all the weapons! Seek and destroy ..put a goddam` for sale `on the property and move on.
2007-03-20 15:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by heather h 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depending where you live you might be able to get the local fire department to burn it down for you. I'm an Asst Chief on our local Fire Department and we have in the past burned down structures for free because we used it as a live fire training. The property owner is responsable for the final clean up but we got rid of the structure for them.
2007-03-24 06:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by chuck t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait for the week-end, buy some booze and cold cuts and bread, turn the Vol. up, leave the door open, hang a sign out side saying: "week-ends open house party", Wallah, problem solved!
At least some get to enjoy it!
2007-03-20 16:24:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully your question is a joke but if your bright enough to ask a question like that and are serious than you don't deserve a house. Go take a walk and then complain about your house at least you have one.
2007-03-22 12:44:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The squirrel's need to bite your head off. Your's is totally useless anyway.
2007-03-23 21:58:47 · answer #10 · answered by mountainriley 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a motel room for a week. Open the door, and walk away. See ya next week!
2007-03-20 15:18:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋