greeting you've heard on someone's answering machine/voice mail?
I called someone today, and they sounded so tacky. They spoke in a soft, seductive, voice and slowly said, "Hi there, well you have really bad timing..... no one is here to answer your call........ and you can't page me, because I don't have a beeper anymore......... so............... do whatever you think is the right thing to do......... *beep*.
Couldn't they just have said "Hi, please leave a message."???
2007-03-20 14:02:19 · 17 answers · asked by Jilly 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How about when they get the whole family to sing some long goofy song that you can't understand??? Grrrrrrrrr
2007-03-20 14:06:39 · answer #1 · answered by Zabes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of my friends had a mock conversation between Timon and Pumba from The Lion King as her answering machine message for a while...with her doing both voices. I stopped calling because it just wasn't worth listening to it over and over again.
2007-03-20 14:07:58 · answer #2 · answered by Cat Loves Her Sabres 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend joined the navy and 4 years later after he got threw his training he is a navy seal. Well when he came home from Africa i called his phone, which had the greeting from just before he left, it went like this.
"You reached Joey, sorry i cant get to the phone right now I'm in Africa kicking *** and taking names, killing or capturing Al-Quaeda or various other terrorist and militia groups, so if you want me to call you back leave your name # and ill get back to you when i get back home."
2007-03-20 14:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am so with you on this one my friend!!! Why can't they just say......."Hey, not around....leave a message"?? I mean how long have answering machines been around...I think we know what to do by now!! I had a friend that just rambled on and on and on on her answering machine and I usually just hung up! Then they tell me to leave the message after the beep....NO DUH......REALLY??!!??
2007-03-20 14:10:54 · answer #4 · answered by Mustang Sally 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
-alternatives out toddler names~ Run to your existence -watches you replace~ not extraordinary, I additionally opt to observe, this is totally sexual. (activate) -makes use of your toothbrush~ Unhygienic, huge No No! -Picked out what there wearing to your wedding ceremony, and you have been relationship for under 2 months~ Like I suggested with the 1st answer.......RUN to your existence! -smells your clothing~ I do this because of fact i like the way my guy smells yet not in a extraordinary way, She's relatively have been given a difficulty i think of. -watches you while your sound asleep~ relies upon, this is placing out to sound such as you have a psycho for a female pal so watch your back. she will completely stalk you once you unload her, she probably already follows you to maintain an eye fixed on you. -licks your hair brush~ it is merely undeniable extraordinary!
2016-11-27 01:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But their greeting was so original. I like calling and hearing a crazy greeting.
What's the person's number?
2007-03-20 14:07:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my cousin's was "Hello, Hello,........what........i can't hear you.......nevermind.......leave a message after the beep. Talk about annoying saying hello like 5 times till u realize its a machine
2007-03-20 14:11:16 · answer #7 · answered by ♥fungirl♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hi, this is Steve's refrigerator. Steve isn't around right now, but if you leave a message, I will write it down and put the note near the toaster."
2007-03-20 14:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The weirdest one was, 'If you leave a message, I may never reply to you. Just know that...if I don't show up tomorrow, I was killed."
2007-03-20 14:05:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I did mine for April Fools after inhaling helium. That was a gas.
2007-03-20 14:07:41 · answer #10 · answered by PuckDat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋