Seriously..would you rather see a pretty girl cry or a fat boy fart?

Question

this question is posed to air force pilots that carry nukes. many are disqualified from serving after they answer. I'm serious.

Answer 1

both are actually viewable events.
matter of fact, you can get two with one stone - the fat boy fart might make the pretty girl cry.

it's not cool seeking to see someone cry however. unless you got the arm to put 'round their shoulder.