I’ve had a jackalope problem for several months now. I tried everything and I still can't catch him. He's constantly screaming, "Fast as fast can be you'll never catch me" its so infuriating. I quit my job and invested all of my money in weaponry. I’ve called the police and animal control, they don’t seem to care. Help me!!!
2007-03-20 13:40:41 · 12 answers · asked by meeko6811 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You have a real problem there. No trap made can catch them. The weaponry or poison is the only way to rid your self of them. Problem with poison is you tend to kill off 1/2 the dog and cat population before get even one of those 'lopes.
Now this is the only thing I've found out that works:
Put a barrier on your roof so can't be seen from the ground. Set up an electromagnetic field in your yard. (6 poles , camouflaged or behind bushes is good.)
Make a mash of carrots with powderd iron in it and place in the middle of the poles. Have the switch for the magnet on the roof with you.
The 'lopes will eat the mash, they can't refuse it, and when they start to move away, flip on the old electromagnet. Because of the iron particles the 'lopes won't be able to move very fast at all/ Then you just pick them off one by one.
Works every time.
2007-03-20 14:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what u do is call out really loud " here little jackalope, here boy, girl, whatever!" and if you cant get it in range of a good ol shotgun, well u know what comes next. if u cant catch it, call your local asylum. they'll know what to do.
2007-03-20 13:45:12 · answer #2 · answered by gnell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have been able to lure him with oatmeal that’s seems to be their favorite food. But he is to fast to catch or trap we seen him twice in our front yard. We live in the California Desert.
2014-02-16 16:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by Daniel M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you must first apply, liberally, a gelly lubricant and jackalope away!...sorry, couldn't help myself.
2007-03-20 13:49:37 · answer #4 · answered by kindoveaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn how to shoot! I have a few hanging on the wall of my garage...Little bastards!
2007-03-20 13:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by muddbutts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chase it till it faints from exhaustion.
2007-03-20 13:45:05 · answer #6 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe a paint ball gun
2007-03-20 13:47:11 · answer #7 · answered by earthygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must out-smart him... oh wait. Sorry. You can't. :-P
2007-03-20 13:43:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn off AFV
2007-03-20 13:42:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
beer & cheese
2007-03-20 13:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by Uncle B2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋