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My girlfriend shrank my favourite jeans whilst washing them on saturday. As they cost me £95 I feel i should get even.

She normally pays more attention to her beloved pet white rat than me so i feel i should either drown it, hit it with a wrench or put it on 40 degree wash as revenge for incompetence.

What do you think would be the best method to give her a taste of her own medicine???

please help

2007-03-20 13:34:57 · 9 answers · asked by Gav L 1 in Pets Other - Pets

9 answers

Well, if she shrank the jeans enough, you can always put them on the rat.

2007-03-20 13:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by Krista D 3 · 0 0

I really hope you are kidding. Hurting an innocent animal is not revenge, it is disgusting. If you are upset about your girlfriend shrinking your jeans, have her buy you a new pair. If you think she is more affectionate to her pet, just tell her you don't like having to compete for her affection. If you hurt her pet you are just asking to have her breakup with you, if that is what you want then just end the relationship yourself (without hurting the rat).

2007-03-20 20:46:27 · answer #2 · answered by Meredith W 2 · 0 0

Killing a defensless animal says that you are cruel. They have also found that people that are abusive towards animals tend to abuse other people next.

You can also legally be arrested and/or fined for cruelty to animals.

I don't know what your jeans and her pet rat have to do with each other.

Best thing to do is ask her for the money to replace the jeans and leave wether or not she gives you the money.

2007-03-20 20:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by Jeanine W 2 · 0 0

If you kill the rat, I just may kill you. No, just kidding, but DONT KILL THE RAT! Your girlfriend loves that rat, and if you don't want a major B.F., you should love the rat as well. Tell her how you feel, even if you think it's not "manly-ish". I REPEAT: DO NOT KILL THE RAT!

2007-03-20 20:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by Wobniar 2 · 0 0

throw your g/f in the dryer and shrink her
just kidding
don't shrink the rat I think you and your g/f both need a shrink
and if you don't want to go to one then maybe you need to shrink your relationship
or just love one another its only jeans

2007-03-20 22:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by alwaysmoody7 2 · 0 0

Don't hurt the rat make her buy you new jeans

2007-03-20 20:51:54 · answer #6 · answered by upallniteowl 5 · 0 0

I'm sure you are posting this as a way to get people upset. But by that reason alone I feel you should get a psychiatric evaluation.

2007-03-20 20:47:35 · answer #7 · answered by bzzflygirl 7 · 0 0

bleach one of her favorite most expensive colorful garments but for Gods sake DONT KILL THE RAT!!!

2007-03-20 20:55:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if you are stooped enough to kill an innocent animals you need to lose all you're clothes your car your house and your life

2007-03-21 00:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by Waylon V 3 · 0 0

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