Why is it impossible to fart on your own face?

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WHy cant I, please help?

2007-03-20 13:25:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent

why would u even want to? even after all that hard work with becomin stretchy, all ull receive is a really bad smell

2007-03-20 23:04:48 · answer #1 · answered by cool guy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

cause most americans are too fat to stretch that far to fart in their own faces

2007-03-21 01:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by rives 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

It's not impossible but you do need to be a contortionist to do it. So start the stretching exercises.....

2007-03-20 21:01:12 · answer #3 · answered by wickedly_funny66 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

dunno why, consider taking a sledgehammer to ur floating ribs for some more wriggling room

2007-03-20 19:39:02 · answer #4 · answered by m b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋