while cookng some stupid recipe I saw on line. My wife said it was an accident, but man the skewer hurt. Perhaps I should switch from pork recipes to chicken? I think cooking together is great for the relationship, but apparently can be dangerous. Next time I'll try lovin by the oven and skip the cooking part?
2007-03-20 11:45:21 · 8 answers · asked by chebbies 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Well, when you switch to chicken, you're in danger of being gored by the fowlspear. People stabbed by this baby are no accident. Thousands are in prism right now because of the lure of the fowlspear. They're so sharp, you don't even feel it. Cooking is great for relationships as long as you're in another room. Trust me on this.
2007-03-20 12:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Andy, if anyone here is an expert at getting poked anywhere by a pork sword, it's got to be you.
One assumes if you switch meat (... 2, 3, wait for it) and start choking the chicken or flogging the dolphin or spanking the rooster there could be a problem.
Perhaps consulting the clergy - as in punishing the bishop with a question - could help.
It could be job stress - do you drive a yogurt truck? Because it seems you like to crash it frequently.
But yes - if you are going to do anything in the kitchen, order out, then use some whipped cream and make 'the beast with 2 backs' for dessert.
2007-03-20 19:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure it was an accident(at least i hope she didn't do it on purpose!!) Have your eye checked out, make sure she didn't scratch the cornea also the Dr can prescribe some antibiotics in case the pork was raw when it touched your eye. The next time you two cook together don't let her handle any thing sharp!!!
2007-03-20 18:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Porked in the eye sounds a little funny to me homie, you let someone pork you in the eye?
2007-03-20 18:50:47 · answer #4 · answered by Great one 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever works for you!
2007-03-20 18:52:55 · answer #5 · answered by rugbee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K. Hope that works for you!
2007-03-20 18:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by Royalhinney 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwww...I hope she made it all better.
2007-03-20 18:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by rhonda y 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT IS A PORKSWORD?
2007-03-20 19:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by karena k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋