Have you ever pretended to be the nutter on the bus for a laugh?

Question

What stunts did you pull - I favour the laughing manically routine, frotting the poles and removing my trousers.

Any ideas to add to my repetoire?

If you haven't tried it, you should - it's great fun!

Answer 1

I am the nutter on the bus so stop stealing my glory.

Answer 2

You have my sense of humour, which is rare cos many people find it offensive but they need to lighten up. I have pulled many stunts , I sat next a man who was totally boring and chewed my hair band till i dribbled he didn't talk no more, I also pretended to faint in the aisle of a national express bus cos my little sister need them to stop(no loos then) I could go on but keep your soh going x

Answer 3

I once engaged a woman carrying a strawberry plant in a conversation about the mentality of flowers. I mentioned that I put my stereo on a timer to sing to my plants when I'm out of town (not true), and she asked, quite seriously, if I thought plants had brains. I told her indignantly that they did.

I don't think she thought I was crazy, maybe on the far end of eccentric. I think that she had as much fun talking to me about plant brains as I did pretending to think that plants had brains.

Answer 4

Yes I have done that mad laughing before, you get some odd loooks, but it is funny =)

Answer 5

Never, I don't get on buses in case I come across people like you.

Answer 6

Yeh! try being a DOLT.

Answer 7

nah

Answer 8

hehe yes.pretend

Answer 9

i don't need to pretend to do that