I'm a heavy metal penguin and I'm taking over the world via the internet. I'm going to completely wipe out the human race (except for a few slaves), bring on the next Ice Age and populate the world with my kind (penguins).
I need to decide on a world religion that all penguins must follow on pain of pain. Should they worship me as a god-king or should I institute the Flying Spaghetti Monster as the only thing penguins are allowed to believe.
2007-03-20 10:54:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
The FLying spaghetti monster has nothing against the TMNT- Teenage mutant ninja turtles.. 4 rulers..plus they throw pizza which is better than spaghetti.. easy choice
2007-03-20 11:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by bluedevils2302 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummm whatever you do don't set yourself up as the one the other penguins should worship. Cuz that just never works out! Some of the other penguins might find a reason to dislike you and then maybe will try to overthrow you..... So i say the flying spaghetti Monster should be the only thing the other penguins should be allowed to believe in. Good Luck! ~Penguins Will Take Over This World!!!~
2007-03-24 02:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about the zombie lord Morthos?
2007-03-21 16:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by sssnole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
repent my child and join the church of the holy donut, the reverend bernie ward welcomes you with open arms.
2007-03-20 18:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We should all worship you as God-King . Can I be one of the few slaves please sir?
2007-03-21 11:17:10 · answer #5 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FSM rules.
See you at Xara?
2007-03-20 17:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by coragryph 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋