whats the best practical joke you've ever played/been a victim of?

Question

my husband has just opened his rucksack to find for big rocks in it!
lol!
all he had to say was ' i thought it was a bit heavy!'

Answer 1

My dad used to tell me that when the ice cream van played its music, it was out of ice cream! :(

Answer 2

I got a phone call from an angry customer, who I tried to placate, but then he started to say some really horrible stuff and made me argue with him, I almost really lost my temper and just managed not to slam the phone down, after 15 minutes he started to say about what was in my office and what I was wearing!!! Then someone told me to look outside and I saw the sales manager on his mobile phone laughing his head off. I didn't even recognise his voice. How stupid did I feel!

Answer 3

functional jokes are super if achieved to somebody who's in the psychological skill to be social gathering to be on the receiving end. I placed jello in a shell oil corp colleagues hat after haven sprayed the interior with pam. He ought to dish it out yet grow to be damaging whilst on the receiving end. It grow to be the top of a occupation with a corporation that workers have been given paid to tell contractors to do what they themselves have been pastime titled to do oneself, with each and all of the beneees inclusive of food, housing, transport inclusive of a fleet of copters? humorous--- definite--- I retained a extra perfect pastime and retired two times over. The shaggy dog tale grow to be on them throughout the 20 plus of them scuffling with unsuitable termination. #2) Exlax fairly than hershey bars

Answer 4

When I was young (a long time ago, believe me), my brother and I were digging a hole for a goldfish pond in the back garden. It was approximately 4ft deep. When my mother was hanging out the washing, she fell into the hole and when she was trying to get out, the soil was falling back in on her. She shouted for my brother and I to help, so we ran away and left her down there until my father came in from work 3 hours later.

Answer 5

I ended up getting promoted early but didn't know i was selected and my commander called everyone into our conference room and was acting really cold towards me so i figured i was getting in huge trouble...my entire squadron was in on it telling me it might be for this or that and then when he told me i made the promotion i almost passed out from being totally scared to being totally happy...everyone was laughing their heads off...i'm talking about 45 people!

Answer 6

Simple one really...my dad is a fireman and my brother and I set the fire alarm off at 4am...we balanced a bowl of water above the door.....he almost had a cow....but it was april fools day and he does still tell people about it 20 years on lol

Answer 7

Some years ago I once handed a chap at work a black stapler, that was open I was holding it as though it was a mobile phone. He took it of me and started saying "hello" "hello", that was a proper jape

Answer 8

We sent the new guy in work into the funeral home beside us to ask 4 an empty box! he came back sayin they were all full which they were with stiffs

Answer 9

an illeterate man in kenya wearing at T-shirt writen, i got a pimple on ma *** and it realy hurts, when some else reads out his T-shirt he gets worked up and is ready to fight coz he thinks he's been insulted

Answer 10

when my mother in law was moaning at me, saying i wasnt good enough and id never last with her son, i told her i was expecting twins...
i swear i saw her gulp!
it didnt help that my man just left the room, he didnt want to laugh in front of her
that was three years and one bonny baby ago