Ask her to squeeze them.
She might do that.
2007-03-20 09:41:24
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answered by uisignorant 6
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The question isn't why won't she hit you in the balls. The question is, why do you think so little of yourself that you'd want her to? There's a long list of reasons not to: it hurts, it can cause permanent damage, she doesn't want/need to hurt you. But only you know the reason you want it done to you.
If being hit in the balls is so important to you, you've got two hands and, I'm sure, plenty of good, solid objects around the house. Whack away.
2007-03-20 09:45:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Maybe because she loves you and doesn't want to inflict harm on something that she might need in future?...hmmm.
Is this some sort of fetish...like a donkey punch? If so, I suggest that you talk to her. You don't want someone or yourself to injure your family jewels if you plan to have kids, bud. If you're looking for that stuff, I suggest you talk to her about that S&M scene and keep it in the bedroom.
If you just plan to punish yourself for something stupid, such as saying something like that, I suggest that you try and be a better man than to do something that might make you a eunuch.
2007-03-20 10:52:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Hell, If your girlfriend will not kick you in the balls. Then you need to find a girl who will kick you in the balls. Then you will be wishing you were never kicked in the balls.
2007-03-20 14:08:07
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answered by guns76209 2
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Because she is sane and does not want to give in to a ridiculous request for a fetish practiced by gays.
Chow!!
2007-03-20 10:50:14
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answered by No one 7
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U ARE A MORON.. y would she hit u in the balls? & y would u want to get hit in the balls?.. she did the right thing.. she cares about u & doesnt want to injure you!!
2007-03-20 09:36:39
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answered by chirayu1990 2
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punish your self try hot waxing them or duck tape them then pull it off fast rub off with icy hot that will teach yea and if you still misbehave try smashing with a hammer lol
2007-03-20 09:50:29
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answered by jeff i 2
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Numbnuts.
2007-03-20 10:24:59
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answered by Steamysteam 5
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y do u think she wont do it, if my bf told me that i would do the samething your gf did, y would we want to physically injure our bf, evev if u did do "something bad", and y do u want her to "punish" u anyways? just out of curiousity
2007-03-20 09:33:49
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answered by tarrgirl_4eva 1
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Just marry her.After a few months it will feel like she kicks 'em every day.
2007-03-20 11:54:25
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answered by e z 2
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why in the world would you want her to do that?dont you know that can cause a rupture or something else.she sounds smarter then you for not doing it.
2007-03-20 10:26:46
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answered by Anonymous
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