My neighbor threw this great party over the weekend, most of the neighborhood got smashed at his place. Anyways, while completely plastered, I pulled down my pants and started lighting my own flatulence, pulling off a fairly impressive light show. Unfortunately, I caught the curtains on fire, and while the fire was quickly put out with beer, there is some damage. Mainly burnt curtains and beer soaked carpet.
Any suggestions?
2007-03-20 09:13:45 · 5 answers · asked by Wee Bit Naughty 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Start with an apology, for being an imbecile. Ask him to purchase new curtains, and to give you the bill. Contact a company that cleans and repairs carpets, and make arrangements for them to take care of the rest of the damage.
2007-03-20 09:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
offer to pay for new curtains and a carpet cleaning. i would suggest abstaining from lighting your own flatulence in the future, no matter how impressive you are. to make up for the trouble, perhaps bake a cake, frost it, and spell out "SORRY!" with chocolate chips on it.
2007-03-20 09:23:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pay for the damages
2007-03-20 09:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by watanake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop drinking.
2007-03-20 09:20:34 · answer #4 · answered by Marcie E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him $ and clean his house
2007-03-20 09:21:13 · answer #5 · answered by Dylan D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋