Someone can post a question referring to someone only as "HE" and you know instantly who they are speaking of.
You find yourself phrasing every day foolishness in the form of a question
You can't drive past KFC or Holiday Inn Express without laughing.
You spend over an hour trying to remember what Scripture in the Bible says "There was no Ark, Chuck Norris made a list." only to realize it's not really in there.
Add your own, peoples. This is a poll.
2007-03-20 09:09:17 · 21 answers · asked by Jen F 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When you read a question months later and just by glancing at it, you know you have answered it before.
When at night you are thinking of good questions that would get many answers.
2007-03-20 09:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by ♪F↑☺W£R♪ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
....You come to Yahoo Answers as soon as you get a notice that your answer has been chosen BEST ANSWER....and it's
the FIRST thing you look for when you go to your email...IF you
even bother to go there FIRST.....and when you DO get BEST
ANSWERS, =) -- Forget the email for that day, cos' you come
right straight to YAHOO ANSWERS....and there you are for the rest of the day =) and you MIGHT even remember to get a few things done in between.....but you have to MAKE yourself get up and go DO IT....or it will NEVER get done...at least not for today......Oh well...maybe tomorrow....but don't count on it!!
You think about claiming Yahoo Answers as your OCD so you
can get a tax refund on any medical attention you might need as a result of being here ALL the time.....
You answer two or threee questions a week about what time it is in YOUR time zone....and you can't wait to see what all the
other answers say from around the world... =)
You're in America and you know what time it is in Austrailia right now..... =)
When you go through the day thinking of all the answers you COULD have given to this really neat question that you ans'd the night before....but now it's too late...and so you can't, but you can't stop thinking about it......
Getting more points...and getting to the NEXT level...is what's driving you to get up every morning....or in the middle of the night...and log on to Yahoo answers =) ....just so you can add some more points....and you put off asking the questions you have in mind because you don't want to "spend" any points right now....so you just keep on answering one question after another...even when you just write one or two words each...
And you KNOW you're going to think of a TON of examples for THIS question --- just as soon as you click on that SUBMIT
button -- and it will COME to you!!! But what can you do.....
Except find some new questions to answer, of course!!!
Why not!! =)
So here goes....I'm ready...... =)
2007-03-20 09:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by angelique1225 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You talk about the people on Yahoo Answers to your friends saying things like, "Well, Jennifer F said...." and "You should SEE how many points Judas Rabbi got today!" and they look at you like you are crazy.
Your butt literally goes numb.
You finally get something you didn't originally get when you read it and you say out loud in a crowd, "OH! NOW I get it!!!"
Your eyes glaze over and your feet and hands are like ice.
But mostly the numb butt.
2007-03-20 09:17:18 · answer #3 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!!!
....you stop caring about violations....'cause it's not about the points anymore !
Your spouse knows who you are referring to when you mention Judas, Billy, George, Joni...(and probably others I can't think of right now)
...you realize you haven't had a smoke in like 3 hours 'cause you lose track of time.(this is a good thing...I guess)
2007-03-20 09:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by LUCIFER 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
when you realise some people DO INDEED post boring answers and ask even more boring Q. after a while on here, you spot them big time.
and i don't mean you before you think that.xx
2007-03-20 09:15:12 · answer #5 · answered by florence 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every time you think, it's in text
you try to picture what everyone *really* looks like, as you're falling asleep
you start to gain weight in just your butt and thighs
your family tells you to "stop talking about those people you don't really know!"
2007-03-20 09:14:42 · answer #6 · answered by JenJen 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you start every sentence with "This one question on y!a......" or "I'm taking a poll...."
When you develop a crush on an avatar (actually happened) lol
2007-03-20 09:19:15 · answer #7 · answered by Klum 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you write down questions on paper to remember them when you get back to your computer.
When you think of new questions at night.
When you imediately notice when avatars have changed on certain names.
2007-03-20 09:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by CrazyFarmer 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When I post a question that I've already asked.
2007-03-20 09:12:46 · answer #9 · answered by BRAINS! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always thought it was when my kids were standing next to me with a fork and knife in each hand wanting something to eat!
2007-03-20 09:17:30 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋