I tried and tried but i just won't work, Can you fix it ?

Question

I asked Jim but he is busy

Answer 1

i already tried you need a new one

Answer 2

I've spoken to Father Abraham, he said you must have been trying too hard and should settle down with a tumbler of Smurfing beer (You don't get drunk, and it itsn't dear), and put it out of your mind until the morning.
Then he suggested turning it upside down, and shaking it to hear if it rattles, if if does the valve has run out of olive oil, and that should fix it.
If it doesn't rattle the windup key has been subsidized, you should wind it backwards until it clicks, then it should wind forwards and work.
Sorry I can't do it for you.

Answer 3

ok
Take the right thingajingle and place it on the floor.
Now, with your left hand rachett the right doo hickie and give it a twist counter clockwise.

Almost done!
Pick up the entire whatchamicallit and put it all back together again....don't forget to wind it this time...it isn't an electric alarm clock!

Answer 4

Yes! ok I need surgical gloves, a tame monkey, 4 cans of tuna, and a stripper named Lola, oh and duck tape!

Answer 5

now then now then,

jim just called he said he can fix it now! for you and you and you ououou

Answer 6

The questiuons states that you will just not work and can we fix it. I could. Stop the dole money!

Answer 7

Did you take your thumb off before you pushed the button..try cleaning it..if you stretch it don't let it go..grip with both hands..hope this has helped.

Answer 8

It's o.k. sweetheart, just let it go. Sometimes things can't be fixed. Don't worry mommy will buy you a new one.
holla ;}

Answer 9

Did you try superglue? If not then red string should do the trick.

Answer 10

Did you try bob the builder, he can fix it, yes he can!