I'd prefer to do something that would cause mental scarring.
2007-03-20 07:18:53 · 15 answers · asked by CharlotteDenee 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Putting a rubber band around the spray hose next to the faucet in the kitchen sink if you have one. Just don't spray yourself.
I like to totally lie and get my husband to the point of freaking out because he's so dramatic and intense to begin with, so it is so much fun making him get all wound up! One time I had him convinced that there was a guy running through my yard naked and I was hysterical that he was going to come in the house. I was acting like he was running around in circles, then he started heading towards the back door and was singing happy birthday and banging on the door.
He was pretty close to leaving work before I told him I was just kidding. Another time I called him and acted like I already called the police b/c there was a big spider in the house and I couldn't kill it. I acted like I locked myself and all the kids in my bedroom and left the spider out and it was taking over the house b/c I couldn't leave the room and I had to pee. I told him he should call his sister to leave work in case I needed moral support. He did call her too, b/c he didn't know what to do with me being a basket case, but she already knew what I was doing. It was believable b/c once there was a bird in my bathroom, and I just ran out, shut the door, and refused to go in there until he got home. But I DID get the courage, I went in with big black gloves, a tan trench coat and a huge red motorcycle helmet, all to open the window for the bird.
Ridiculous I know.
It was a lot of fun though. Mentally screwing with him is far too enjoyable :)
2007-03-20 07:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by nymom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was working as a cook one year with a brand new manager. I asked the staff who wanted lobster, nobody turn it down. It was closing time for the kitchen and being April 1, I called the resturant and told them I am bringing a party of 12 for lobster dinner. The managager asked if I could stay late and cook lobster, I said yes. He told me to cook the lobster and have it ready then leave cause he did not want too much overtime. After waiting a half an hour and nobody showing up, I reminded him it was April fools day and do you think someone is playing a prank on him? Ego stood in his way another half hour goes by and he wants to know what to do with the lobster, I tell him we cant resell it and might as well eat it, make a note that it spoiled. We all had a good laugh and lobster.
2007-03-20 07:27:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just imagine...My birthday is on April Fools Day and I was always the main person to April Fool, and I some serious mental scarring!
Don't do it!
LOL! Have a great day !
2007-03-20 07:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by chersa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fold a ketchup packet in half and poke a tiny pin sized hole in it right where it folds. Place it under the toilet seat with the hole towards the inside of the bowl. When someone sits down they will unknowingly squirt ketchup into the water and then when they get up and go to flush they will see a bunch of thick red in the toilet and flip out. Works everytime if done right.
Good Luck !!!
2007-03-20 07:29:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i know a few good jokes.
1) Hiding in the closet withthe remote to the tv and/or radio. (it's better if you have a tv and radio next to eachother.) keep turning on and off, switching stations....make sure uswitch the tv to a channel with static, it'll freak em out more if they've seen, "The Ring".
2) Putting clear plastic over the toilet seat, hehe. Gross...but a good joke.
3)Ring your friend and pretend to be from the local GPs office. Tell them they might have Newcastles Disease ( a harmless chicken disease - don't tell them that ).
many moree:]
2007-03-20 07:28:01 · answer #5 · answered by ilovetosing. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone you live with has to use an alarm clock to wake up to go to school or work. If they set the alarm for 6am, change it to 3am. They'll get up, brush teeth, eat breakfast, get dressed, hopefully get in the car and go to work. That person will probably not appreciate that at all. You might have to change a couple other clocks that he or she will look at.
2007-03-20 11:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by LadyLynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bristly hairbrush at the foot of the bed uner the quilt works a treat - maximum screams, minimum fuss, no mess to clear up after.
2007-03-20 07:35:04 · answer #7 · answered by palaver 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this may not cause mental scarring but its pretty funny to watch... put an elastic band around the spray nozzel on your sink and aim it toward anyone who turns the water on. the first time i did it to my husband he had no idea where the water came from, he ended up spraying himself 3 more times before he figured it out
2007-03-20 07:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by missi 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh, this one is HILARIOUS...I do it to my husband every year and he never catches on. Take the squirty thing on your kitchen sink and point it toward where you stand to turn on the sink........put scotch tape around the handle of the squirty thing so it is "on".......when the person turns on the water, they get a whole shower...the funny thing is they sort of panic and can't think of what to do, so they don't turn the sink off right away. It really is such a riot to watch!!!
2007-03-20 07:28:27 · answer #9 · answered by DuneFL 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would hack into her work computer and make a bunch of folders that say that she likes lots of different types of animal's poop.
2007-03-21 05:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by Hawk27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋