2007-03-20 05:38:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i fell asleep at a party this weekend. we were at my boyfriends house with all of his friends. my girl left because i was too drunk to keep her any company...... i fell asleep on a stool layin over the kitchen counter and woke myself up to a huge gnarley fart right before everyone was getting to take their st pattys day shots just in a circle behind me!
NICE (true story)
2007-03-20 06:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I haven't made a Jackass out of myself, but I did once make one with an old toilet roll tube, two match boxes, some pipe cleaners and sticky backed plastic!!!!
2007-03-20 12:43:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fell down a hole in the road today as I was to busy wiggling my bum at the workman to notice thought they were waving at me
2007-03-20 13:46:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last week when I informed a lady she should not get into a spa pool because she was pregnant. Her answer, "Im not pregnant".
2007-03-20 12:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by Neil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was crossing a busy road when the lights changed. i tripped and went flat on my face how shades of red are there
2007-03-20 19:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by june july 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last weekend. I'm not going to go into any details cause i'm still embarassed by my behaviour and i apologise to all those affected.
2007-03-20 12:42:35 · answer #6 · answered by kit 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well i don't remember i was drunk
eDit...meaning everytime i'm drunk :)
2007-03-20 12:46:54 · answer #7 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
today. i don't really want to talk about it...
2007-03-20 12:45:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
when i answered this question
2007-03-20 12:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋