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2007-03-20 05:27:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Okay...someone asked to hear mine...and yes I have.
I saw that both our cats were staring at us, and I told my wife "Um, sweetie...the cats are watching us." She looked up saw it also...and the mood just never returned.
2007-03-20 05:39:10 · update #1
Well, once I asked my little doggie to please let me lay next to my husband.( We were all three in bed.) Every time I moved her, she jumped back over my shoulder. Finally I moved quicker than her. As my husband was kissing me,he asked, "Where's _____?" I said,"Open your eyes,you'll see." Little one was sitting on my pillow, with her paws on my forehead!! But you know by now what a horndog I truely am. NOTHING was going to prevent this lovely event from taking place. I carried baby dog out of the room (I do not approve of lovemaking in front of children..and she was my canine daughter,to be sure) My husband said,"OH,don't put her out." By this time she was scratching at the door. I said, "Now listen up,everyone. I'm going to get laid if it's the last thing I do!" I asked my husband to please be quiet. I think he laughed all the way through the "act." Almost immediately, he said, "Please go get puppy." Jesus!" Thought I. "So much for cuddling!!!" And I was the world's MOST devoted mommy to my baby, I swear!! They are both cuddling in Heaven,now♥♥.
2007-03-20 13:35:29 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes...I have a real sick sense of humor! But worse is that I will think of something...and just start laughing like crazy! Oh it has happened at the wrong time...but I can't help it! LMAO Just thinking about it! Thanks it's been a hard day..I needed that laugh!!!
Ciao
2007-03-20 13:56:49 · answer #2 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe w/ someone else but my boyfriend and I have such a good time laughing and being silly that it gets really exciting
he will tell me funny stories and I'll be laughing so hard that
the blood just rushes to all the right places!
2007-03-20 05:31:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Got up and did Happy Jacks 'cause the condom came off and I needed it to fall out.
2007-03-20 07:17:32 · answer #4 · answered by crush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
relies upon on what i'm mad approximately- often i will throw a unopened can of beer at them to inflict severe harm and lead them to mad! LOL Then i'm no longer able to supply up giggling!! merely kidding or am I?
2016-10-19 04:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda, well, not really me. I was really into it, and commented to my girl how beautiful she looked. She started crying, telling me how sweet I am. She didnt realize though, that the sight of her crying makes me, well, small. She felt bad....but it was a quick fix! ;)
2007-03-20 05:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by YouKnowImRight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The elevator door opened.
2007-03-20 06:42:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like barking like a dog, and ending it with a howl to the moon?
2007-03-20 05:34:01 · answer #8 · answered by Sasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more than once ive been overcome by uncontrollable giggles to the point of tears in my eyes couldnt tell ya why though
2007-03-20 05:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes...lol...but we finished anyway. It only ruined it for a brief moment. Its usually just something one of us says, and it just suddenly cracks us up.*
2007-03-20 05:31:17 · answer #10 · answered by Check this out! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋