2007-03-20 05:19:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
"Unappreciative self centered greedy thoughtless foolish bastards! Do a good enough job of taking care of me and each other so you don't squander paradise and stop killing and expoiting eachother!" That's what it would say to humans. For animals it would most likely say "stay away from humans."
2007-03-20 05:27:43 · answer #1 · answered by Stan S 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It can speak. The poor thing is crying - everywhere you look and listen. But we don't want to know - that is a problem.
2007-03-20 20:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by julia b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if only I had hands to squeeze these zits.
"Don't go near Earth, it's got humans, they're contagious." Lister, Red Dwarf.
2007-03-20 17:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by Lucy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are causing an allergic reaction and I am desperately seeking a permanent cure.
2007-03-20 12:40:03 · answer #4 · answered by Clive 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew I should have gotten an ointment when the rash was small.
2007-03-20 12:43:56 · answer #5 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Help me before it's too Late!
2007-03-20 13:06:13 · answer #6 · answered by rockdodger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably the same kind of thing that we tend to say when surrounded by annoying flies. "Get off you little *********s"
2007-03-20 12:23:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
am coming after you, you little parasitic inconsiderate creatures
2007-03-20 12:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by LEO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop hurting me!
2007-03-20 13:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by SANCHA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would say " you have a perfectly good planet but you F****d it up".
2007-03-20 13:21:45 · answer #10 · answered by Neil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋