When their friends come over?
2007-03-20 02:26:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It depends a lot on how old your children are. If they are elementary school age, it would be cruel to embarrass them now, but teenagers? Go for it. Some fun things to do: use their own buzz words and in-words, but in a very straight forward way so it sounds ridiculous. Don't let them have any privacy with their friends. Start asking gossip questions like... I heard Brittney's dating Scott again, so what happened to Selena? Then, you can also turn it around and play Super Mom...hair pinned up, bib apron on over a dowdy looking dress and orthopedic shoes. Offer them milk and cookies and tousle their hair like they were little - then tousle their friend's hair. Smile constantly and be sickeningly chipper all the. Sit down in the middle of their group and talk about your child's early years...example: "When our little Kevin Cutie was two he will still trying to potty train and came out of the bathroom with you-know-what all over his cute little hands, crying because we ran out of toilet paper. I think we have that on video somewhere...I'll see if I can find it."
Another one...call all their friends "Dear" and ask for hugs. "Anthony, Dear, come give Momma Johnson a hug!"
2007-03-20 02:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by Kathleen W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all, i think of it incredibly is definitely terrible that he's taken care of this way. it incredibly isn't correct to handle every physique like that, no rely how annoying they could be. he's in all risk have been given some substantial family participants themes and hasn't been taught appropriate social skills. He desires help, no longer a team of snobby brats torturing him day in and trip. i'm hoping he would not ever take place to college packing a chunk! a million. He in all risk would not leave because of the fact he in all risk would not have a decision interior the priority. people are social creatures. all people prefer attractiveness and love. he's desperately searching for for some thing to belong to. How might you experience in case you have been the outcast? 2. Its the faculties fault for no longer punishing each and all people who's seemingly hateful to him.... yet finally that's the youngsters fault for being such mean p.c.. animals, that no person has the braveness or coronary heart to look previous somebody's shortcomings and into his humanity 3. It happens because of the fact people are merciless and attack something they don't comprehend. additionally, by ability of putting different persons down, it provides others a feeling of validation and superiority.
2016-10-01 05:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by goodfellow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness...this is right up my alley!
I have a bumper sticker that says *Embarrassing My children is a Full-Time occupation*......and I live by it!!!!!
My oldest is 14 and you would think by now, she wouldn't fall for my shennanigans...but she does every single time and it is sooo hiliarious!
I will go into the bathroom, call our landline from my cellphone and disguise my voice.....when she answers I'll ask to speak to her mother.....and she'll start yelling for me that the phone is for me.....she'll eventually come looking for me and when she finds me, I'll hang my cell up and tell her to them I'm busy and can she take a message and I'll call them back.....so she goes back to the phone to ask....and there is no one there....she gets so frustrated!
I have these Winnie the Pooh slippers that I'll wear when she has her friends over and she just hates that.......its even worse if I put my favorite old bathrobe on too, over my clothes and walk around the house singing Barney songs......or just any song really.....I'll just make up songs and sing them really loud to irritate her and it doesn't take long to get her going....
The best thing I've ever done, to embarrass her in front of her friends was get a personalized license plate that says *KIDTAXI* and when all her friends come and ask for rides home from school.....my boyfriend gave me this old hat that I keep under the drivers seat and I'll put it on and tell them yes they can have a ride....but its going to cost them a pretty penny......if they can't pay....then they have to walk around school for a week telling everyone they see that my daughter has the best mother EVER!
Good luck........its so much fun and I think its totally worth the embarrassment.......it builds character!!
2007-03-20 02:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by L ♥ L ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i was 15 i had a girl boy party at my house - i spent the entire day cleaning up the house but i completely forgot to check the washing line and bring in any clothes. My dad had bought the biggest pair of knickers that he could find and wrote my name on the back of them and hung them up on the washing line for all my friends to see. So embarrasing.
2007-03-20 02:31:14 · answer #4 · answered by pinkchampagne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turn on some older music and dance obnoxiously. Telling some embarrassing stories about bed wetting and such is a classic.
2007-03-20 02:31:07 · answer #5 · answered by ○•○•Cassie•○•○ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Talk about how they picked their noses as kids and ate what they discovered. Talk about changing their diapers. Don't brush your hair and then f@rt often in front of them. Remind them of the yellow stains on their mattress. Last but not least, ask them which bedtime story they want read to them tonight.
2007-03-20 02:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by Rod Rod Go 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Find the most embarrassing pictures of them when they were growing up and keep it in an album. Pepper it with equally inane and chagrin-inducing comments.
"He still has rubber sheets."
2007-03-20 02:31:44 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Show their baby pictures and call them silly baby names. Although if it is a boyfriend of theirs coming over, make embarresing comments about their past and put them off... always the best way i say!
2007-03-20 02:31:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Join in and try to act like one of them. Embarrassment beyond words!
2007-03-20 02:36:31 · answer #9 · answered by Iggy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Walk around in your riped p.j's all day. Then call um nicknames like pookie,princess, or whatever
2007-03-20 02:30:23 · answer #10 · answered by BOOTS! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋