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why do we still have monkeys and apes?

2007-03-20 00:26:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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This question gets asked so often that some answerers in Religion & Science have made a drinking game of it - much like the TV show "Frasier", when Frasier, Niles and Martin all watched "Antiques Road Show" together. In the episode, every time someone said "veneer" they would all take a drink; Niles and Frasier of a fine wine, Martin of Raineer Ale. You may get some answers that say "Swig" or "Gulp" or "Thanks for the excuse to drink". That's what they mean. If you do a search on "still monkies", "still monkeys" and "still apes" you'll get roughly 2 - 3 per day since YA started.

Here is a short answer:

Because they evolved from our common ancestor too. We humans got smarter. The great apes, including chimpanzees, got stronger. They are stronger than us humans. (A 180-pound chimp would wipe the floor with a 180-pound human, even a college wrestler.) I don't expect you to believe that, but if you try hard enough you can understand it.

Here is a little something extra for you, what the Cajuns call "lagniappe", like the free cookie the baker gives the kids when Mom buys a big birthday cake:

Back in 1776, monarchists (Monarchists are people who want to be ruled by a king or queen, not butterfly fanciers.) argued against democracy as a form of government. They said it was absurd to believe that "All men are created equal" because anyone could see men came in different heights, weights and colors. Case closed.

My point is not about democracy. It is about debate. Before you argue about something, you should understand it. If you don't understand it, you'll look foolish. One night on the "Saturday Night Live" TV show, Gilda Radner argued vehemently against the "Deaf Penalty", instead of the "Death Penalty". She looked absurd and we all laughed until the beer came out our noses, which was what she wanted. You don't want people to laugh at you.

In a serious debate, you should understand the other side. Note that I didn't say "Believe". Understanding is not the same as believing. If you were to study 20th century European Political history, you would have to understand several forms of government: communism (the USSR), fascism (Germany, Italy), socialism (Lots of countries), socialist democracy, capitalistic democracy and constitutional monarchy. You would not believe in all of them; you COULD not believe in all of them at once. If you tried, your head would explode. You would, however, have to understand their basic concepts.

If you were to study comparative religion, you would have to understand what Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs, Taoists and Confucians believe. You would not have to convert to a new religion every week, but you would have to understand the other ones. You would not get very far in your studies if you dismissed all the other ones as "wrong". They believe their path is the right one just as strongly as you believe your path is the right one.

99% of the biologists alive today believe that species evolve, and that the theory of evolution is the best explanation we have for the diversity of life. Christian biologists, Jewish biologists, Muslim biologists, Hindu biologists, Buddhist biologists; Australian, Bolivian and Chinese biologists; 99% of them believe it is the best explanation. Yes, it is only a theory. Planetary motion - the theory that the earth went around the sun, not vice versa - was only a theory for a long time. Some people still don't believe it.

If you are truly curious, ask your minister to give you a short, reasoned explanation of evolution. Tell him you don't want to believe it, of course; you just want to understand it. If he says he can't because it is wrong, he is as ignorant as those monarchists I mentioned above.

2007-03-20 04:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't think we evolved from monkeys or apes....I think we came from the sea.That's why we have salty tears and are made up of so much water.

2007-03-20 07:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

because monkeys n ape evolved from man. haha

2007-03-20 07:31:21 · answer #3 · answered by mushroom 2 · 2 1

because apes evolved from monkeys and monkeys evolved from apes
so that we're all here now, and eventually we'll all evolve into each other again
isn't it a wonderful world.

2007-03-20 07:30:39 · answer #4 · answered by Boofie 6 · 2 1

We supposedly were a kind of ape, not actually a monkey.

2007-03-20 07:31:27 · answer #5 · answered by ~*~M@rie~*~ 2 · 2 1

its really simple.........

only some of the apes from certain areas evolved.........the others didnt...........

the other apes lived in an environment that did not require that extra adaptation..........they could survive how they were.....the apes that became human needed to change in order to survive.........

i believe in God, and i believe in evolution.........i dont know how anyone can deny it.........

look a Gorilla in the eyes..........

2007-03-20 08:11:19 · answer #6 · answered by SpinKicksu 3 · 0 0

From those who just couldnt evolve hahaha.

2007-03-20 07:30:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Because we didn't evolve from apes. We came from GOD.

2007-03-20 07:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

you go !!!! I love this question --my 7 year old asked a similar question the other day. He said how dumb can people be mom? lol heheheheheheh

2007-03-20 07:31:28 · answer #9 · answered by dinkylynn 4 · 2 1

the same reason we still have horses but now travel by automobles

2007-03-20 07:39:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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