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What is a winkle? I'm not sure it would make it bigger, but like Gremlins, don't feed it after midnight.

2007-03-19 23:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

You call your penis a winkle??? Do you mean winkie?? and no I dont think it would make it bigger, in fact if it was a very strong wind it might actually be pulled off and then you would be winkie-less.
If its really that small dude you should consider a sex change and becoming a women coz thats the only way you will score because no matter what the tabloids say.........SIZE DOES MATTER

2007-03-20 01:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by missy m 2 · 0 0

Theoretically, if you could generate enough of a pulling force and subjected your winkle to this treatment for about 90mins a day, three or four times a week, you would be able to stretch it over the course of a few weeks - but it would return to it's natural size if you ever stopped.

If it's really that much of a problem, surgery might be the way to go!

Thanks for the mental image, though - I shall cherish it always.

2007-03-19 23:40:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, the kite would stay the same size. The wind might cause a billowing effect that makes the kite look bigger, but the actual dimensions wouldn't change.

2007-03-20 03:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If your talking about your lttle penis. Then no you are born with a weena and there is nothing you can do about it. Your girlfriend / wife/ partner may not be bothered about the size of your winkle, cause she has a big pink vibrating winkle under her bed that you don't know about. Never mind winkle man. Keep smiling and streching!!!!!!!!

2007-03-21 13:46:51 · answer #5 · answered by fairylandk 3 · 0 0

By winkle, I am assuming you mean your wily......

Why do you ask? Just try it out. You can buy a kite very cheap and it comes with a long piece of string.

What is stopping you from trying? Are you ashamed to show it ?

2007-03-19 23:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think your winkle would get blown away. They're only little, like whelks, so make sure you hold on to your winkle really, really tightly. You might even want to get someone else to hold it with you and they will probably have to keep pulling on it in case your winkle suddenly shoots off. What is your winkle called? Does it smell like fish?

2007-03-19 23:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Winkles and cockles, being sea creatures are not suited to kite flying.
The Rspcw will be visiting you and expect you to shell out a fine

2007-03-20 09:30:26 · answer #8 · answered by jimgdad 4 · 0 0

No but the cold wind would probably make it smaller I would imagine that it could be a bit painful too.Why do you want a bigger winkle, what will you do with it . if thats not a silly question..

2007-03-19 23:42:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You mean your winkie?? And here I thought men didn't like pet names! I think you should try your idea and report back to us after. I'm also hoping it's not the detachable variety...so if I see a winkie flying by, leashed to a kite it's not yours.

Happy flying

2007-03-20 04:06:29 · answer #10 · answered by Shelly 4 · 0 0

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