My sister was pregnant and went to the doctors with a bad pain in her stomach. He prodded her around and then said " i think the baby is laying awkward on your diaphram" to which she replied " no, i don't think so, its in my hand bag".
2007-03-19 23:02:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
obgyn visit scheduled - cycle ran an extra day. tampon dry. removed for exam, but bit of cotton stuck inside. didn't know it.
as being examined, dr says, "what do we have here? ... a tennis racket? a t-shirt? no--it's just a little bit of tampon material"
he thought it was funny. at 18 years old ... i did not.
2007-03-19 23:10:59 · answer #1 · answered by fiver 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I went to see the doctor because I had a lump on my breast but when I arrived my usual doctor was ill so I saw a young good looking doctor.
I decided I could not strip off in front of such a good-looking man so I said that I had been feeling unwell and now felt fine.
I returned to see my old doctor 1 week later.
2007-03-20 06:13:04 · answer #2 · answered by Jean D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay here we go
i went to the docs for a regular check up, so yes i was stoned ( i was a kid then), and the doctors asked me if i was on any drugs, so me sitting there not really paying attention i said no sir i left those out in the truck under my seat why do you need some? it wasn't until i heard the doctor laughing that i realized what i said, luckily he let it slide and didn't say anything to the rents that time
2007-03-20 06:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had to explain to the doctors I work with that the reason I wasn't in yesterday is because I got so drunk over the weekend that I didn't wake up until 3.00pm. Oopsy.
2007-03-20 06:23:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A female pediatrician gave me a complete physical when I was 16 (!) OF COURSE I immediately got an erection (what do you expect?), and there I was with a gown that looked like a tent.
2007-03-20 06:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once told a doctor that I loved her. But she was gorgeous. Really. She just smiled and gave me some pills.
2007-03-20 06:07:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I had hemarhoids....ARGH!! It was hell! I had to describe my poo and all......AAAAA. It was the worst experience with a dr. I had o get my local examination. The nurse told me to take off my pants! I wished that i could dig a hole in the ground and jump in it!
2007-03-20 06:29:38 · answer #7 · answered by Princess710 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told my doc I urinate every morning at 4am...
I also have a bowel movement every morning at 5am...
When he asked what the problem is, I told him "I don't wake up 'til 6!" He got a good laugh.
2007-03-20 06:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I told my doctor she had a bogey on her face, urghhhh
That was pretty embarrassing!
2007-03-20 06:20:35 · answer #9 · answered by andipandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i told my doc he has a nice buttt
2007-03-20 06:15:35 · answer #10 · answered by Lithium Lady 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋