2007-03-19 21:51:17 · 16 answers · asked by wyzeguy82 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.
Cartman: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
2007-03-19 22:06:13 · answer #1 · answered by Jadalina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was gonna say "Wanna get high?" - Towlie but you know the best of all was when the little mormon kid told of Stan in front of the gang and he is ends it with, "Suck me, balls" I think that's where the boys learned the phrase.
2007-03-20 14:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by Mitzi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ***, I'd be like, "Hey. Why don't you stop... dressing me up like a mailman... a-and making me dance for you... while you go and... smoke crack in your bedroom... and have sex with... some guy... I don't even know. On my dad's bed."
[Long pause]
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.
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Stan: Well, at least my mom's not on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine.
Eric Cartman: God damn it, my mom's not on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine.
2007-03-19 23:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cartman (at a tea party with his dolls): "Why, thank you, Polly Prissy-pants, how nice of you"
*baa-haa* So out of character!
2007-03-19 21:53:11 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the episode where they vote for a new school mascot--giant douche or turd sandwich-----the song p. diddy sings
slam my jimmy in your mouth roof.....now get your big a$$ in the votin booth vote or die motherfukker vote or die
2007-03-20 02:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stan Marsh: "Oh my God, we've killed Kenny!" Kyle Broflovski: "YOU BASTARD!"
2007-03-20 00:48:09 · answer #6 · answered by Craig G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Respect....
My.....
Author...a...ty!!!
2007-03-19 21:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by nicholettejohnson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They took are jobs!!!
2007-03-19 22:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oakaaay
2007-03-19 21:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by q6656303 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Screw you guys...I'm outta here.
2007-03-19 22:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by drysac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋