fellow south africans, i sit with a major dilemma. simba, my lion escaped last on sunday while i was taking him for a walk in my back yard.
i have tried all the usual things to get him back - hanging a buck from the thorn tree, sending drum signals to neighboring villages, all to no avail.
i even went to the inyanga and asked him to throw the bones, but he got nothing.
so please, if you see a lion wondering around, that answers to the name of simba, could you let me know?
my drum signal number is 400 bongo, 214 hollow tree, 94 empty bottle.
2007-03-19 21:09:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Sorry to hear about your loss. if all else fails I've got a contact for a new one. Cheap cheap, 1 goat, 1 cow and 3 chicken. if you want a trained one add a chicken for each month of training.
2007-03-20 00:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh gosh, we gotta come up with some kind of fence invention to keep our wild animals from running away. I invented this really cool chain for my pet elephant, but unfortunately my neighbour gets scared and needs to use his spear and shield incase of any danger! What ever shall we do about this dilemma?
I'll bring the chief over to start a search party and look for Simba. We'll need to use our fire torches for some light!
2007-03-20 00:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To quote a line from the Verve, "The drums don't work."
I've taught him how to DJ and he now loathes any acoustic instrument. He's pretty good, although he tends to play much harder tech trance and house while I love things on a more soulful tip. That means my envisioned DJ tag team is out of the window.
I'm sending him back tonight with 2 X turntables, a bag of records and 10k sound rig.
PS. He's going to have to buy his own headphones. He keeps on chewing them to pieces.
2007-03-20 00:20:56 · answer #3 · answered by Ni Ten Ichi Ryu 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I too have a pet lion(his name is "Jack") and he ran away once but luckily i took the percaution of having him microchipped so they could track him
i suggest that you try asking your neighbours and closest friends to coat themselfs in the blood of freshly slaughtered livestock and run everywhere he could be, calling his while they go. The blood would attract him due to lions' acute sense of smell but unfortunatley Simba may attack and even kill them so they should carry radios to signal you when they find him(or he finds them)
i wish you the best of luck in finding you beloved pet!
2007-03-19 21:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me, i might desire to be with the folk that i replace into the closest to, different than my mom and father. i'll declare that something you ought to do is take him to a pair melancholy classes or something to that result. he's probably blaming himself for the loss. with the help of going to classes like that he will a minimum of have the skill to precise his emotions and be around persons that are going in the direction of the comparable issues he's.
2016-10-19 03:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm, I saw ur lion he was with a monkey named rafenki and a meerkat named timon. Rafenki told me that they we're lookin' for some other dude named pumba( is that you?) and some chick named nala, simba mentioned something about "The Pride Land" I guess he was refering to your backyard. Hopefully he'll find his way back too ya.
2007-03-19 21:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by misty g 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well! That serves you right for having a lion as a pet. Everyone knows that they easily get disloyal and take to the streets. You should rather get yourself a Zebra. I also know someone who has a warthog as a pet and they tell me it is as clever as a dog.
2007-03-20 00:07:06 · answer #7 · answered by Rabble Rouser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have taken better care of him! Now all my springboks are in danger. I suggest you do the moon dance tonight, maybe if you got some strongly build neighbours to do it with you, the spirits will listen, and send him your way again. Don't forget to smear your naked bodies with the blood of one white chicken each before you start.
2007-03-19 22:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by sins 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You Tarzan, me Jane...
We swing from Hilbrow flat to flat balcony...
We find lion snorting coke with Nigerian drug dealer... and has signed Willard over to Drug Lord, so Nik Naks going to taste funny soon...but not matter, coz children eat and see colourful clouds like Alice in wonderland on Opium...
2007-03-19 21:29:59 · answer #9 · answered by Reb Da Rebel 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about simba, we are in a tavern in Soweto. I'll ask dodo my elephant to get simba to you this afternoon.
2007-03-19 22:28:36 · answer #10 · answered by Tsepo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋