Kids say the darnest things huh!!!??

Question

Whats the funniest thing your kid has said to you or has asked you!?

If theres a story behind it, do tell.
I love to hear this kind of stuff cause its too cute!

Answer 1

I just turned 33 in Jan. & when my 7 yr old daughter asked me how old I am...I told her I was 30 & staying...

Her & my son...who is 9 started asking me questions..when you have your 40th birthday...will you say your 30...& I said yes...this went on for most of the ages...then my Daughter looked at me...very serious...& said...."mommy, when your 80....you can't say your 30 anymore...."...I asked "why not?".....she looked kind of like she was struggling with the answer....then she says...."Mommy, you'll be wrinkled like a prune...no one will believe you"....


I thought I was going to bust my gut laughing so hard....


My cousin's Daughter...who is now 12....was going to a Seafood Restaurant with my Mom & Ex Step Dad...My mom tried to sound all excited when she asked her..."Creslyn....wanna go eat some cat fish? Some Hush Puppies?"....All of a sudden Creslyn screwed up her face & started to whine...Mom asked her what was wrong...& Creslyn said...."No...I no eat no puppies....no eat kitties...." It took Mom all the way up til the food was delivered to convince her that it was not made out of cats & dogs.....

When my kids were younger.....My sister & I took them to McDonald's to buy them some chicken nuggets....then we went to Taco Bell....my daughter wasn't eating her nuggets...when I asked her why she said she wanted a got gog.....(hot dog)....so I convinced her that maybe she can get a taco....I did get her some nachos...just chips & cheese....she refused to touch it...she wanted the got gog....she started crying & was trying to shove the other food off the table....my sister went to the convient store next door & bought a store bought hot dog for her....my daughter was excited about it....she ate the hot dog...the nuggets & the nachos.....LOL.....


I have sooo many stories to tell....

Answer 2

i loooove youngsters! those are humorous... A first grade instructor accumulated famous proverbs. She gave each and every little one in her magnificence the primary part of a proverb and requested them to arise with the the rest of the proverb. Their perception would possibly shock you. Better to be riskless than . . . . . . . . . . punch a fifth grader Never underestimate the energy of . . . . . . . . . . termites You can lead a horse to water however . . . . . . . . . . how? Don't chunk the hand that . . . . . . . . . . appears soiled No information is . . . . . . . . . . not possible A omit is as well as a . . . . . . . . . . Mr. You are not able to educate an historical puppy new . . . . . . . . . . math If you lie down with puppies, you'll be able to . . . . . . . . . . stink within the morning Love all believe . . . . . . . . . . me The pen is mightier than the . . . . . . . . . . pigs An idle brain is . . . . . . . . . . the nice technique to calm down Where there may be smoke there may be . . . . . . . . . . air pollution Happy the bride who . . . . . . . . . . will get the entire offers A penny stored is . . . . . . . . . . now not so much Two's corporation, 3's . . . . . . . . . . the Musketeers Don't get rid of until the next day what . . . . . . . . . . you placed on to visit mattress Laugh and the complete international laughs with you, cry and . . . . . . . . . . you ought to blow your nostril None are so blind as . . . . . . . . . . Stevie Wonder Children must be obvious and now not . . . . . . . . . . spanked or grounded If to start with you do not be successful . . . . . . . . . . get new batteries You get out of whatever what you . . . . . . . . . . see pictured at the field When the blind leadeth the blind . . . . . . . . . . get out of the way in which Better overdue than . . . . . . . . . . pregnant

Answer 3

I have no kids but when I was a teen my friends had a lil bro who was like three or four at the time. We were hanging out one day watching Americas Funniest Home Vids, my friends and I were calling Bob Saggot, Bob F****ot. Their stepdad, whos first name is Bob, came over a few hours after that and their lil brother called HIM Bob F****ot!!! My friends got in some deep trouble!!!!!!

Answer 4

When my kid sister was two, she was watching a baseball game with me on TV. Every time a batter got a hit, he would run to first base, and my sister would say "He's gonna fall down!!" After she did this about three times, I finally asked her why. She replied "Cuz Mommy says that you shouldn't run with a stick because you might fall down and hurt yourself." She's eleven now, and I still remind her of it.

Answer 5

wel i dont have any yet but one of my younger cousins has grown attached to me of late and this one afternoon i was acting as look out for him while he messed around with my moms tyres... (she drives a jeep and he was piling sand up behind them) a group of guys were walking past and were staring at us... he however couldnt stand the fact that they were looking at me

so next thing i knew he jumped up with his hands on his hips and the meanest scowl he could manage and yelled.. 'take a picture, it lasts longer..!!'

i was laughing so much coz these guys couldnt get away fast enough.

Answer 6

While looking after my 2 1/2 year old niece, I asked her what she wanted for lunch, she replied an egg. I said back to her half sarcastically "yeah and how do you want to cook it" expecting her not to know, she comes back with. "In a pot auntie", while putting her hands on her hips, with the voice that sound like dar don't you know. She likes soft boiled eggs unbe knowen to me.

Answer 7

This isn't my personal story, but it's funny, I found it on the internet!

There was this dad, he was a doctor. He and his daughter was on their way to her preschool and the dad left his stethoscope on the back seat and the preschooler started playing with it. The dad said, "My daughter's following my footsteps!". Then, the kid spoke into the stethoscope, "Welcome to McDonalds! May I take your order?"

Here's another one......

It was a toddler's first time in a wedding. She asked her mom, "Why is the bride wearing white?", and the mom replied "Because,white symbolises happiness, and this is the happiest day of her life." Then, she asked her mom "Then, why is the groom wearing black?"

Answer 8

I was sorting out clothes that were too big after loosing weight after having my 3rd child. My 5 year old son asked what I was doing. 'These are too big, they don't fit me anymore so I'm getting rid of them.' He replied "Don't worry mum, you'll grow into them." I hope not!

Answer 9

I was on a road trip and upon arriving home my son ran up & told me he he had shot a deer with his Bow & Arrow so in my haste I congratulated him and continued doing whatever it was I was doing only to have my wife tell me the deer story.

Apparently he shot from our second story window, wounded the deer and it bolted into a neighbors yard and dystroyed several shrubs and plants.

Answer 10

wellllllllllll. there is this kid who is 9 years old. she heard that im looking for ways to get rich n everything she came up to me and say "will you marry me if i was rich?" i said ofcourse she said " well. let me go get my money" she went to bring her money and said here u go take all my money .. LOL!!
what a cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee little girl !!!!!!!!!