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I'm curious; How do I destroy the universe? Today I died in Oblivion, and I want to walk up to god after having destroyed the universe and say "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING MY ARGONIAN GENOCIDE END!"
XD.

2007-03-19 18:46:59 · 10 answers · asked by the_almighty_dib 2 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

10 answers

Keep voting Democrat! It will be the end of us all.

2007-03-19 18:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by Sheriff of Yahoo! 7 · 3 1

u wanna destroy the universe ..?
okie i know..

do one thing..
on a fresh morning,
wake up
brush ur teeth
have a good breakfast
and do have the food you like the most
wear the clothes you like the most
step out
sit in a car
start the car
take it to the tallest building in your city
park the car
get down
now climb the building
to the top most floor
look at the sky
look at the chirping birds
feel the breeze going into your head
dream about all the things you wanted in life
remember sweet memories of ur life.

n when you finish

JUMP!
you will destroy the universe... hehe..

2007-03-20 03:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by gaurav 2 · 0 0

Puch a hole in the fabric of space-time and seed it with exotic matter. If you do it right the hole will expand and consume the universe. But that does mean haveing alot of energy to start with.

Hope this helps.

2007-03-20 02:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by Arthur N 4 · 3 0

Put a blueberry waffle and a cinnamon/apple waffle in the toaster at the same time.

That creates a vortex that will destroy the universe.

Good luck!

2007-03-20 01:55:22 · answer #4 · answered by willow oak 5 · 5 0

Combine Einstein's Theory of Relativity with String Theory into a cohesive whole, light a match, and then fart.

2007-03-20 02:08:05 · answer #5 · answered by juniperflux32 3 · 2 0

Kill yourself and you will destroy the universe for all you know.
( Jeez Yahoo is gonna get mad at me for this answer, but )

Sorry, you're so angry, but if you want to end it, bye.

Life is beautiful, no matter the pain, cling til you can see that.

It will get better! I promise.

Jonnie

2007-03-20 02:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by Jonnie 4 · 0 0

Right just tear up the paper , crush the cd , dvd where universe is ..

2007-03-20 01:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by Rocky 3 · 0 0

Vote for another Bush for president

2007-03-20 01:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I'm a ninja I will stop you

2007-03-20 02:11:43 · answer #9 · answered by Taquito 1 · 0 0

If you die, your universe ends, so....... bye

2007-03-20 04:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by BANANA 6 · 0 0

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