Have you ever had to sit next to someone that smelled?

Question

I had to work with someone that smelled like cheez-its and fart.

Answer 1

Oh, I was trying to write a paper the other day and this lowlife sat beside me reeking of ashes, burnt flesh, and all kinds of stink! He smelled like he'd been burned at a sacrificial altar or something...

Answer 2

Yes, I also had to work next to someone who smelled of BO and dirty bootie. It was so bad that I thought I would gag. I remembered that I had some Vicks salve in my purse and I want to the bathroom and smeared some of the salve all up in my nose and then all I could smell was the Vicks. If not for that, I would have gone home sick. Thank goodness, it was a one time thing. How do people not smell that?

Answer 3

Yep. How horrible is to to have to talk to someone who has the funkiest breath you've ever smelled? I had a manager whose breath smelled like hot rotten meat and booty. And today I had to ride in an elevator that reeked of B.O.

But the worst was when I had to give someone a ride (a woman) and after she got out of my car it smelled like old, stanky, rotten fish.

Answer 4

yes.. next to this really fat guy ( and i have nothing against fat people) and he smelled like, well i can't even describe this smell, it was as if he took a $hit and never wiped, or maybe it was because his tiny hands couldn't reach his enormous behind. It was the most horrible smell that i have ever came across.

Answer 5

Ewww. Yeah...this is the worst. on the plus side, a minimum of he's not consistently breaking wind. I as quickly as sat in the comparable workplace with a woman who wore those severe good footwear and while her ft began to sweat, her canines smelled like a tuna fish sandwich.

Answer 6

I get that on the metro bus all the time. But the worst was, I had to do a day of Community Service, picking trash off the side of the freeway in the heat for hours. Finally, when I got on the bus to go home, it was standing room only, so I raised an arm and took hold of the metal rail to brace myself. I started looking around to see who the smelly person was next to me, only to realize it was ME...
Apologies to any of you that had to suffer through that bus ride with my stinky self on it!
;-)

Answer 7

yes and had to drive all the way to Calgary with him, it was winter time and he had the heat on, and you would not belive the smell ,he smelled like he sh**it his pants, this guy never took a bath, he don't like water and soap, the ring around his neck was so black, at first I thought that it was a birth mark, till one day he got caught in the rain .

Answer 8

I worked with a girl a few years ago, and she smelled so bad I went to Human Resources about her. Bad, bad situation. Shame, she was a nice girl.

Answer 9

yep - On a long international flight. It was terrible. All seats were full, so I couldn't move. Th flight attendant felt sorry for me & gave me free drinks

Answer 10

HAHAHAHA!!! omg YES!!! i had to wrk w/ someone that smelled unbelievable......like B-O and indian curry stuff!! it was really bad and no one at wrk would really say ne thing, we would just try to avoide sitting next to her or get close to her....HAHAHA**