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one that you wrote..

I need to present it in front of my class tommorow...

just a short, funny poem.... about 6 lines please


something that an eighth grader could have written..

2007-03-19 17:47:39 · 12 answers · asked by Birdman 1 in Arts & Humanities Books & Authors

12 answers

i hate writing poetic stuff
i just dont know poems enough
i asked yahoo to write me one
but i've still got nothing done
im just not smart
but i like to fart

2007-03-19 18:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by golf19409 3 · 0 0

Once upon a time
A slacker needed some rhymes
He thought yahoo answers would get him an A
So he put off his work until the very last day
All the poets laughed and said no
The night he realized you reap what you sew

2007-03-20 02:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by Cindy 1 · 0 0

I think you mean one that YOU wrote. DYOH - Do Your Own Homework. Believe it or not, it does pay off in the end. Pax - C.

2007-03-20 03:19:18 · answer #3 · answered by Persiphone_Hellecat 7 · 0 0

There was a young man on the Net
Who couldn't write poems on a bet.
He begged and he pleaded
For rhymes badly needed
But not one useful piece did he get.

(For no one thought it funny
To write poems for no money.)

2007-03-20 01:04:26 · answer #4 · answered by Miz Teri 3 · 3 0

Well I came here to tell you a fable
'bout adam and eve and their navels
Alas they had none
So my story is done
But I've told you as much as I'm able!!

-Tui Cook

2007-03-20 00:58:06 · answer #5 · answered by tui 5 · 0 0

Plagarism is Illegal....Do your own homework Kid!
Here are some sources to help you write.....
Try a haiku you don't even have to rhyme...

2007-03-20 01:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by alaindrea 2 · 0 0

Do it yourself! Why are kids so freaking lazy? This isn't even a hard assignment dude! Get busy!

2007-03-20 01:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by MissWong 7 · 0 0

Go to a dictionary and look up the word for "cheating." Don't ask others to cheat for you.

2007-03-20 01:52:26 · answer #8 · answered by Zebra 4 · 0 0

Come on birdman, you can't come up with some dope lyrics?
After all you are a rapper... aren't you?

2007-03-20 00:57:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do your own homework.

2007-03-20 12:13:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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