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1. Do you think we can?
2. I cannot wait till we are alone.
3.This is my fantasy come true.
4.OMG...is this what it's supposed to be like?!
5. I can't walk
6. Not again...ALREADY!

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2007-03-19 17:32:55 · 5 answers · asked by bodacious baby 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

5 answers

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

Matt Dillon rode into Dodge,hot,tired and in need of a beer and bath. Kitty had been waiting for him. She walked across the street to where he was tending to his horse."Well, hello , cowboy. Welcome home." Matt smiled and turned to face her. "Hello,Kitty. Better not get too close. I need to get a bath."
"I know just the place,sweetie." She winked at him. Matt loved that wink....it was always a precursor to wonderful things!!
Festus saw Matt and came jingling over. "Well,gollybill,Matthew,it sure is good to see you again." "Thanks,Festus. Could you take care of my horse for me?" "You betcha,Matthew. Then you and me can go over to the Longbranch and get ourselves a beer." Kitty interupted at this point..."Oh, he's going to the Longbranch, alright,but I'm keeping him all to myself." Festus saw the sparks flying between Matt and Kitty...he just smiled and took care of the horse.
As the townsfolk saw the two of them going up the stairs to Kitty's room, one of the more raunchy of the bunch yelled out:
"Hey,Marshal....meow!!!" Everyone laughed. Matt shot him a dirty look and kept walking. He whispered in Kitty's ear,(2) "I cannot wait till we are alone." Kitty giggled and opened the door to her room.
Once inside, Matt undressed(dear GOD!) and got into a hot tub that Kitty had waiting for him. "Come on in here,Red. I want you BAD!!" (1) "Do you think we can," asked Kitty? Matt assured her that they could. Matt watched as she took off her clothes. "Good grief! How many pettycoats do you have on," he querried, his voice getting heavier and heavier with lust? Soon she joined him in the hot water!! "Oh,Matt baby...(3) this is my fantasy come true." Water and soap bubbles flew around the room as Matt pulled her into his arms. The passion they felt for each other was unstoppable!(Sunshine is getting dry in the throat!!)
They didn't leave that tub until the water started cooling off. Matt got out first and held a towel for Kitty. "Here,sweetheart. Let me dry you off." Kitty smiled at him and let him wrap her in the large towel. (4)OMG...is this what it's supposed to be like?" Matt:"Is WHAT suppose to be like?" Kitty: "Is this what 'love' is suppose to be like?" Matt smiled that gorgeous weather-beaten smile of his....." I think so,Kitty." Kitty went over to the bed and pulled down the covers. "Come on Matt. Join me." "JOIN you? Jesus, (5) I can't walk!" Kitty laughed and assured him that he could.
Matt finally dried off and joined her in bed. Kitty gave him a kiss and started to roll over. "Where do you think YOU'RE going,little lady?" Kitty's eyes opened wide....(6)Not again....ALREADY?! " ( That's it!!! Time for a cold shower!!)
And they tell me that the windows started shaking as Matt let out a "YIPEE KY AYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!"

2007-03-19 17:37:16 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 2 1

two best friends were walking down the street talking when all of a sudden they met this man who was changing his tire. they walked over to him and asked do you think we can help you? the guy naturally was astonished by their bueaty and said yes, but i am done. the two ladies asked for a ride because it was so hot. the man said well i do not see why not. the 1st best friend leaned over and whispered into his ear i cannot wait until we are alone. the man shocked and arroused smiled and jumped into the car. the 2nd best freind leaned over to the man and gently started to rub his inner thigh. the man was so excited asked the girls to join him at his home. the 2 women said together yes please.
when they got to his house the women were in the bathroom getting fresh and the man yelled into the room this is my fantasy come true.
when the women got into the room he noticed they had three breast each and the man yelled omg is that what it is supposed to be like ? I am in heaven.
the women tied the man to the bed in order to have their way with him. when all was done and the 1st lady asked the man to get her a glass of water . he said i cant walk i am tied up to this bed. well they let him down and he went to get the water.
as soon as he got back the women teased him with a big smile and a rope. he just replied not again....ALREADY!

2007-03-20 00:51:37 · answer #2 · answered by kim 3 · 0 0

She met the stranger in the park, and he took her hand.
He began to undress her and she said," This is my fantasy come true." He kissed her softly and she felt weak. "I can't walk," she said.
She began to undress him and he said, "Do you think we can?"
An elderly couple walked by, and they paused. " I cannot wait until we are alone," he said.
She said, " Geez shut the hell up. In my fantasy you were much quieter."
They began to make passionate love against a tree, his male organ was a little too small.
"OMG, is this what it is supposed to be like? How disappointing." she thought.
He reached orgasm to quickly, but they made love yet again.
3 minutes later, she could be heard saying, " Not again! Already!" You were much better in my head.

2007-03-20 01:45:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

we were naked and I spread ice cream all over her body and licked it off, when I was done she said do you think we can do it again? I said this is my fantasy. she got on top of me and said I cant wait until we are alone, those people have been staring in the window since we started. she didn't wait. she slid my $%# in her and scream OMG...is this what it's suppose to feel like. I smiled and kept going. After we were done she lay on the floor, I climb on top of her, she said no not again, I cant walk as it is now.

2007-03-20 00:41:26 · answer #4 · answered by paul 5 · 0 0

Ay, mami...no me chivees.

2007-03-20 00:42:49 · answer #5 · answered by SafetyDancer 5 · 0 1

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