2007-03-19 17:25:24 · 22 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
hooked on phonics
2007-03-19 17:28:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
First you need a medium of communication with the hamster..try learning the hamster language first and then it will be easier for it to understand you and learn English.
2007-03-20 04:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by hotsnakes2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I teach an ESLH course (English as a Second Language for Hamsters). If you want to take it, we can get your hamster learning. Cost is $1000. Let me know if interested.
2007-03-20 00:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by T J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But him the tiny book version of Idiot's guide on how to teach english to a hamster.
2007-03-20 00:40:08 · answer #4 · answered by Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breed your hamsters children to be really really smart, the do it again for ten million years and put human DNA in all the babies!
(NOTE: you might not end up with what you would consider "hamsters")
2007-03-20 00:41:22 · answer #5 · answered by Franz T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you a hamster as well???
because if you are not, you could never understand even if your hamster is speaking English ..
2007-03-20 00:28:28 · answer #6 · answered by cdfxtech 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all hamsters know how to speak English, your just not listening.
2007-03-20 00:37:35 · answer #7 · answered by mamasboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately... this will never happen.
BUT! You can always make love to your hamster, making half human/hamster babies! Then you can teach THEM how to speak English.
2007-03-20 00:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no way you can get a hampster to speak english it may already but it can not speak to were you can hear it sorry :).
2007-03-20 00:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Berlitz
2007-03-20 00:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly not from this site!!!!!!! Too much bad English is used here. Get him/her a good tutor and hope for the best!!
http://www.mypetstop.com.mx/NR/rdonlyres/F2156379-9FBD-437B-AF2C-CD5B7691F153/0/wallpaper_hamster_1024x768.jpg
What a cute little critter.
2007-03-20 01:19:30 · answer #11 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋