No one can seem to break me with their humor, but maybe you can.
2007-03-19 16:10:20 · 6 answers · asked by element_op 3 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
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FART FOOTBALL!
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the world was that?" The old man says, Half time, switch sides."
2007-03-19 16:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by unicornfarie1 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So....Monika Lewinsky was on Larry King the other night and said she wasn't going to vote Democrat this year; because the last time they left a bad taste in her mouth!
2007-03-19 23:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by Cronides 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll have a go. Woman is walking down the road when a cheeky young man says to her "Good morning, mother of asses", she turned quietly and says "Good morning, my son"
2007-03-20 04:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey, im cool!--that should make you laugh for at least a week straight.
2007-03-19 23:14:09 · answer #4 · answered by SwordDancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could but i don't want to waste my material
2007-03-19 23:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by Dann 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i could but maybe ur not too mature eh.......lol @(0.0)@
2007-03-20 02:15:50 · answer #6 · answered by Shawn L 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋