Everyone in my family says they are going to make me sleep outside cause my farts smell bad. And they even set up the tent. And as the father of the family I think I should be able to stay in the house. How do I make my gas not smell so bad?
Also...
My wife is as fat as a cow but she wears mini skirts all the time! How do I tell her she is fatter then a cow?
2007-03-19 16:03:09 · 2 answers · asked by ajmihaly 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You are really having some serious problems aren't you? Your diet is reflecting off of your gas!! Plus, are you moving your bowels as much as you should be?
As for your wife, have you spOKe with her about how you feel? I guess if she feels ok about the way she looks, but you think it looks awful-I would find some nice way to tell her differently. Better be careful though, that's touch ground for a female!!! Good luck!!
2007-03-19 19:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by sue d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Let see, maybe if you carry a lighter with you and once you fart, you put the lighter on your butt, u will see, it won't smell no more.
Second, just tell your wife that you like cows and you think they are cute ....so therefore you like her.
2007-03-20 04:24:50 · answer #2 · answered by Latina_Rica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋