After reading answers from my horoscope question and checking my horoscopes (today's and tomorrow's), I found them to be similar; some of them the same. How do these people do it?
Link for horoscope question: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsUpvDmshmfTgMwf1jQTBsfsy6IX?qid=20070319182531AAQYQAk
2007-03-19 14:52:27 · 8 answers · asked by George 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
Just so you know, I just read them for fun. I don't really believe in them.
2007-03-19 15:01:40 · update #1
Umm... The Onion is a fake, joke kind of thing, like the National Enquirer (except they make jokes, and aren't as serious).
2007-03-19 15:09:17 · update #2
Its something believed to be written in the stars
2007-03-19 15:02:01 · answer #1 · answered by 100% Español 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I go to The Onion for mine! They are award winning (so they say) and just as accurate! Here are a few:
Virgo August 23 - September 22
You'll finally break the endlessly mounting tension at work when you cause the rollback of that aggravating "days without an accident" sign.
Libra September 23 - October 23
You've always stressed the importance of manners, but you don't think they need to prevent anyone from killing as many people as possible.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Your local EMTs have a hard, gritty, often tragic life, broken up only by their hilarious weekly calls to your combination distillery and chimp farm.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
You'll find it hard to live a normal life for the next couple months, during which it will suddenly and inexplicably become fashionable to jump motorcycles over you.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
The fifth coming of Jesus Christ this week will reveal that you haven't been paying as much attention as you'd thought.
2007-03-19 22:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by Chaine de lumière 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They look into their crystal ball. No seriously, it is all way too vague and general. I only look at horoscopes for fun, not real information. Like what about people who are a Pisces or something and it says this month they will receive a financial reward of some kind, and then they die the next week... how can 1 horoscope for millions of people be correct?
2007-03-19 21:57:53 · answer #3 · answered by Cantrelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite frankly the horoscopes is a science. Yeah...there are a lot of crock pots out there making a living off of people's desperation to know the truth, but it makes total sense to me that peoples moods and choices are influenced by the position that the planets were in when they were born.
And honestly doesn't it just make sense that there would be a way to explain the variety of personalities, the degree of our personal risk-taking, our natural talents and capabilities, to be measured through something as tangible as the planets...
I'm no skeptic, but I know my sign well and I know what other signs I naturally flow easily with as well as those who I tend to not "get aong" with. Knowing the signs has never failed me. Not once.
When people dismiss astrology; they are usually closeminded.
M.
2007-03-19 23:18:28 · answer #4 · answered by Get Togetha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horiscopes are just scams. Everyone has more things in common than people think. It doesn't matter if you switched a Taurus horiscope with a Cancer horiscope, you will find a way that you relate to both either way.
2007-03-19 21:56:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I envision a dart board with all types of quips.
2007-03-19 21:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they sit there all day because they have no lives..
2007-03-19 22:01:20 · answer #7 · answered by Savannah 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Duh! They make it up.
2007-03-19 21:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by Bob 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋