Am I the only one here?

Question

From Space anyone else here from Marcodeium? If your are as you know every one else here on this planet are horbut toads cheap replicas using a stupur atmoshpere to morron us. Get a star ship going and pick me up on sensor lets get the hell out of here, horbut infiltrators trash my star vessle.

Answer 1

Greetings Fellow Traveler:

Unauthorized replication of Ncleum and Horus unidens is punishable by instant morphism. Do not lend Nc's of H's to others who might attempt to duplicate them. There are obviously many who would wish to upset strategic time tables long ago established for the ultimate mission my friend. Use great caution outside the boundaries of the Zenaclave.

At present our fleet is sadly in need of repair which cannot be accomplished until Modor arrives with the third wave. He will bring sufficient repair materials and supplies to repair almost all of our vessels. Werwerdoc reported at least three units are beyond salvage. As a result, dispatch of a rescue vessel must wait for at least five Levis Orb cycles. Tepac Ionis will notify you at launch regarding your pick up.

We will utilize the following sites for rescue:
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Stay alert and vigilant.

Answer 2

I am always suspicious when some one tries to to get me to reveal myself.
I keep my UFO well hidden and keep myself disguised pretty well,though I have made a few mistakes.
One day I was disguised as a fire hydrant and a big dog came and peed on me. It was very frightening but I escaped I think I scared the dog too when I took off,I won't make that mistake again.
I would take you with me but if it was a sting operation and a bunch of humans grabbed me I would be beat,they are all so ugly.
If you can prove to me that you are ok I will take you,my UFO will hold quite a few.
I'll wait to hear from you with proof but hurry,these ugly humans really get to me,and I want to get the hell out of here.
I have enough information for an invasion anyway Bye!

Answer 3

No probs, bud.
But its gonna cost ya, at least a million credits (new credits from Cyngor 3, none of those worthless creds from pre-Concordiat days).
And we can't leave until Medthnon, I have a hair appointment, and Dres would KILL me if I don't show up. You know how tempermental those Archillians can be. But he does WONDERS with this Earth hair, considering his head is covered in twigs and moss.

Answer 4

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Answer 5

You what's sad i wish this was true i would give anything to get off this fuking planet. I've come to despise my own fuking race.

Answer 6

You are too late, foolish Earthling; the demolition sequence has already begun!

Answer 7

There is a nice person here on Earth called a psychiatrist. Maybe you should visit one?

Answer 8

LOL Seriously get a higher dose of meds =)

Answer 9

JOhNe=mc²'s : we have come to hate ignoramouses like you.

Answer 10

Talk to your doctor about increasing your meds..!