2007-03-19 13:26:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
If you mean Chinese as in heridatarily, you're not going to accomplish that. If you mean Chinese as adapting to their culture, learning Chinese, and etc. Then I suggest you adapt to their culture, learn Chinese, and what-not.
2007-03-19 13:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol this reminded me of a terrible racist joke/made-up-story my 7th grade English teacher use to tell us (as apposed to actually teaching us stuff, he never got around to doing that)
The boy who was almost Asian
there once was a boy who was almost Asian, he got A+'s on everything he did. And he always tried to get 100s. But unfortunately, he tried and tried but just couldnt get a 100, only a 99. He died, and people honored his strive for being almost asian, so close, but he just couldnt manage a 100 so he just wasnt asian enough. The End
You can imagine why Ive always hated my 7th grade English teacher, the dumba$$!
In all seriousness, be happy with what you are!
2007-03-19 20:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The first thing that came to mind was an old joke I was told years ago, it goes like this: What do you call a person with buck teeth & squented eyes???, a chinese guy!!!
2007-03-19 20:36:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You can choose your size by what you eat. You can choose your muscles by working out with weights. riding a bike or dance a robics.
You can even adopt kids from foreign countries or different eithnic backgrounds. Marry a chinese lady.
But If your Irish? You stay Irish? Two things your parents gave you for all the work and effort they put into you they get to keep. Your name and your genology.
2007-03-19 20:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by Ruth 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
papi's answer is amusing. i can't stop laughing actually..
learn the lifestyle of the chinese.
The chinese culture is really interesting and unique.
Why not talk to some chinese friends and seek their opinions?
2007-03-19 23:47:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't do that. You weren't born in China, nor do you have Chinese parents, grandparents or anything.
2007-03-19 20:33:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Surgery.
2007-03-19 20:37:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The easiest way is to take a nap and dream.
2007-03-19 20:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by Fred 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Start by living in China...
2007-03-19 20:29:39 · answer #9 · answered by 2Jaded 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
shrim fried rice ,egg foo yung, moo choo,wongton might get one
2007-03-19 20:31:18 · answer #10 · answered by Me 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋