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I was just wondering what a good way to trap human would be. I have some nets suspended from my cieling by the doors so that when she comes into the house it will fall on her and cause her to be trapped in the net. How do i care for a human? should i gice her food and water once i have trapped her? If the nets do not hold her weight, what should i do? I really need some advice! help she will be home soon!

2007-03-19 13:26:41 · 10 answers · asked by fake_name 2 in Home & Garden Maintenance & Repairs

sorry i mispelled ceiling

2007-03-19 13:28:35 · update #1

10 answers

A net is always a great idea. Make sure that it has weights tied to teh sides to hold it down so she cannot escape. EVER. Occasional food and water is good but not too much. If possible try to transfer her to a cage about 24 hours after being captured. Make sure that she does not run when you do this though. She may run free into the wild. And frollic with butterflies.

2007-03-19 13:34:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Marriage!

2007-03-19 13:34:18 · answer #2 · answered by KirksWorld 5 · 0 0

30 year mortgage, but not an ARM since that just leads to bankruptcy.

A TV will go a long way to trap someone, too.

2007-03-19 15:25:47 · answer #3 · answered by n0witrytobeamused 6 · 0 0

You might want to build a nice sturdy cage to keep her in. She will also need toilet facilities so you might want to build the cage adjacent to a bathroom and put bars on the window to keep her from escaping.

2007-03-19 13:34:58 · answer #4 · answered by don n 6 · 0 0

Your plan sounds like it will work. I do think this is called kidnappiing...You do like prison food dont you? Also being traded for sexual favors for cigarettes by some large surly guy named baba..Oh you will get used to prison life.

2007-03-19 13:55:12 · answer #5 · answered by Jerry G 4 · 0 0

Cast iron frying pan

2007-03-19 13:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0 0

Hot fudge sunday works every time...

2007-03-19 13:34:25 · answer #7 · answered by mJc 7 · 0 0

hit it in the back with a bat make sure its metal

2007-03-19 13:34:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A wedding band worked on me....

2007-03-19 13:57:14 · answer #9 · answered by Zhahn Doe 2 · 1 0

$$$

2007-03-19 13:42:57 · answer #10 · answered by Q 3 · 0 0

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