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2007-03-19 13:09:06 · 29 answers · asked by Ejsenstejn 2 in Politics & Government Politics

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I would suggest telling the truth.
Liberals stand for everything that is wrong in the USA.
It's your right to murder your unborn child at will, but it
is wrong to execute a murderer.
It's your right to burn the American Flag, but illegal to
censor porn.
The liberals want to take guns away from law abiding Americans.
Liberals love gays. Let them marry, forget about the
morals, ethics of human nature.
Liberals detest successfull people. Tax the hell out of hard working people, GIVE all the tax dollars to lazy people that
know how to work the welfare systems.
The democrats killed 57K Americans in Nam, they have a very short memory about wars.
Liberals want to take religion out of the USA. Illegal to pray
in schools, can't have God in any public place. Yet, on 9-11 the 2 faced liberals joined the Replublicans in singing "God bless America" on national television.
I recall Kerry in the 04 elections..... His platform was. "If you want it, its your right".
Now do you have any doubts why the USA is so messed up?
I can't think of 1 reason to vote Democratic.

2007-03-19 15:06:53 · answer #1 · answered by porcerelllisman q 4 · 1 0

Lots of things get liberal's panties in a bunch:

Bring up abortion is killing.
Tell them that homosexuals are abnormal.
Tell them there is a God.
Tell them Algore could have won if he carried his own State.

2007-03-19 20:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by edward m 4 · 4 0

I was forced to live with one (a very far left one) when I was studying in Greece. My time to head back to the states was nearing, and she said in the most irritating, happy, excited voice "What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get home"

I replied, exaggerating her perkiness, "I'm gonna go to San Diego and spear a whale" Man she gave me the dirtiest look, and our roomate behind me started laughing. I may not have been very nice, but it was awesome.

Please keep in mind, that we'd both been politely at eachother's throats for six months.

2007-03-19 20:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Χαλαρά 7 · 7 1

1 Mention the Presidents name
2 Tell them they have to get a job
3 Show them some gay porn
4 Tell them they've been drafted

That's the basics anyway.

2007-03-19 20:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 6 0

Tell them that there is not going to be any FREE health care.
The Dems have already tried it (Clinton's) and special interest groups win out.

2007-03-19 20:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

Stick him in a round room and tell him there's weed in the corner.

2007-03-19 20:23:18 · answer #6 · answered by Beachman 5 · 4 0

Justify your loyalty to Bush---despite the facts.

2007-03-19 20:21:40 · answer #7 · answered by scottyurb 5 · 0 1

Introduce them to Larry the Cable Guy. (or your town's equivalent)

2007-03-19 20:14:31 · answer #8 · answered by Captain Moe 5 · 6 0

Tell them George Bush has declared himself King. LOL

2007-03-19 20:11:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 9 1

Tell them that vegetables have feelings to. Eating yogurt is murder!

2007-03-19 20:31:26 · answer #10 · answered by Cysteine 6 · 1 0

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