should I call first to let you know I'm sending an email...?
2007-03-19 12:50:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
:) good one.
2007-03-19 12:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course not!
Use your 'special powers'!
We're all in this together!
I don't know WHY everyone hates on us blondes! Here's something I found on the internet about US!
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80,000 blondes meet at the Wembley Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention." The compere says "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
One blonde steps up. The compere says to her "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says "Eighteen." Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The compere says "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give her another chance." So he says "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says "Ninety?"
The compere sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the blonde starts crying and 80,000 girls start yelling "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The compere, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says "OK! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four."
Around the stadium 80,000 girls start yelling "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
I think it's time for us to get back! Blondes UNITE!
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Blondes Strike Back
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
2007-03-19 12:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe first of all you should learn to spell blonde : )
Love & Blessings
Milly
2007-03-19 13:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by milly_1963 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sound like a blonde, lol?
Huh?
2007-03-19 12:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by Fenway♥George 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A call is so much more intimate and personal......
And you don't have to lick any stamps sending e-mails......
♥yahoo♥..........
2007-03-20 03:43:04 · answer #5 · answered by yahoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An instant message will be fine.
2007-03-19 13:09:03 · answer #6 · answered by Carl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, why don't you stop by to tell me in person.
2007-03-19 12:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by Missy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. It might not hurt.
2007-03-19 15:15:40 · answer #8 · answered by 4kids2pay4 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am blonde also
2007-03-19 12:54:11 · answer #9 · answered by Mississippi's Jersey girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, just use telepathy as usual
2007-03-19 12:53:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure.. Why Not?
2007-03-19 14:03:03 · answer #11 · answered by mtoutlaw_87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋