I'm talking super short, like 30 seconds, a minute at the most.
I am a high school-age girl and I am auditioning for my school's Productions Company. Thanks for your help!
2007-03-19 12:28:17 · 4 answers · asked by dramastar_nsf 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
if you're looking for dramatic, you might try this one from "The Effects of Gamma Rays on Man-In-The-Moon Marigolds" by Paul Zindel
http://demoening.homestead.com/Marigolds.html
2007-03-19 13:10:36 · answer #1 · answered by Katie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True Story
Allison Williams
Teen:
Nobody gets suprised by t.v.
Except for this one time when Marcie was babysitting and these little monsters stuck playdoh in the back of the wide screen t.v while she was microwaving their tatertots.
Tater tots? What the hell is a tater tot, i mean only in america will we eat food that has been, and i'm quoting from the package "extruded." No wonder the american race is doomed!
OH! So me and marcy's simple test to see if you're over weight! Stand by a window, let your arms hang naturally at your sides, look out the window. Are you in america?! THEN YOUR OVER WEIGHT!!!!! (laughs)
Oh! So marcy was babysitting these kids while the stuck playdoh, red playdoh, in the back of the wide screen tv while she was microwaving their tater tots, and there was this really bad storm out. And when she was trying to pry the playdoh out of the back of the tv - with a plastic knife - she's not stupid. Lightening hit the tree next of the house and knocked out all the lights and all the power to the entire neighborhood. And when one of the neighbor looked over, one of the kids were reading with a flash light, and they assumed all was well. So by the time the parents got home -- they had to wait for AFTER the storm -- It was SOOO bad! Marcie had suffocated under the weight of the tv, when lightening shook the house...
We were all suprised by that t.v.
-- It's a pretty dark comedy, but it normally gives off great laughs when you play the character awkwardly.
2007-03-19 21:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by iwasfedexdin1988 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest to go to Yahoo main site and search "humorus monolouges."
Try this:
http://www.playgroup.org/publications/monologues.html
Some of them are really funny!
2007-03-19 20:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by ☮ Miss ♥ Sloan ♫ Amor ツ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go in and trip. lol
j/k make a joke and be your self.
2007-03-19 19:33:23 · answer #4 · answered by honey.. 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋