The sumo-squat position?
The "cocked leg"?
Lying down, pulling back the legs and igniting the gas with a zippo?
The classic bendover?
And what is the best phrase?
"Speak up sarge, you're coming through"?
or
"More tea vicar?"
Is the following rhyme acceptable...
"Knife, spoon, spatula fork,
Listen to my ringpeice squawk"???
And what about comedy wafting - minimalist, or full on?
Should one invite others to join in:
"Come on, you all know the words!" ???
Please let me know, I have a function at the weekend and I don't get out much since the incident...
2007-03-19 12:24:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well well well. FINALLY someone has tapped into my area of expertise...
Personally I go for the cocked leg routine. Also I think "loud but proud" is always better than "silent but violent" or "softy but lofty".
You also need to go for distance. The longer the sound the better it is. If you can crack one for a good 5 seconds or more to grab people's attention then so much the better.
Location is always important. My personal favourite is an elevator, especially if everyone knows it's you who did it.
Just don't try and overdo it or you could end up sharting. But that's a worst case scenario and you will end up having to wash the old underoos.
2007-03-19 12:37:59 · answer #1 · answered by greenfan109 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In polite circles the prefered method is the "silent but deadly" and give a questioning look at the person next to you as you walk away, or let her rip and pretend nothing happened, or the walking fart is always a crowd pleaser. Just have fun with it, find your personal style that people will remember.
2007-03-19 19:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A quick visit to the loo and if you follow through it wont matter as long as you've dropped your pants first or just do it silently, walk away and complain to all you can about the stink.
2007-03-19 19:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by Spike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It does not really matter as once your have publicly bled your system, invitations to polite social gatherings will no longer be forthcoming.
2007-03-19 19:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just, let it out, then turn round, in disgust. As if to say, who was that. I actually, love doing it, in public places, and they are, not quiet ones. lol
2007-03-19 19:40:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I either walk away to rip one...or I cough really loudly to mask the sound!
2007-03-19 19:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by klg2k2002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tap-dance at the same time and explain that's how you communicate with the aliens.
2007-03-19 19:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by Crash 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let it slip out and blame the person behind me.
2007-03-19 19:32:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very confusing problem. try searching at a search engine. that can help!
2014-12-02 22:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by janice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do it quietly,walk to the toilet for a couple of minutes then make a face at someone that was standing near you.
2007-03-19 20:25:32 · answer #10 · answered by happy chappy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋