Class historian is like the valedictorian but it's more lighthearted and the speech must be funny. Does anyone have any good jokes that are politcally correct and/or funny ways to introduce myself or begin or end the speech? Any ideas are appreciated!
2007-03-19 12:18:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Primary & Secondary Education
Some introductions lines
New alert!
"Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation"
I go up to get my graduation diploma, there was no diploma inside it," long pause "I had to go back and do detention in order to get my diploma."
2007-03-20 15:00:58 · answer #1 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i visit allow you to know this after my first HS reunion arising this month... ten years truly does fly by ability of would not it? i imagine that i'm maximum shocked that none of my closest acquaintances have little ones yet, specifically there are 3 women that I actually have stayed close with and we were all close to to one yet another besides, I actually have undemanding them considering that center college. 3 human beings are married the different isn't, yet by the board no young ones...
2016-12-02 06:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋