If you could choose a superhero to be your roommate for two weeks, who would you choose and why?

Question

Alternatively, who would you absolutely refuse to live with?

If you like, feel free to include comic book or movie characters.

Just imagine pulling up to the club entrance in the Batmobile. Or asking a Jedi to help lower your rent.

This started as an argument at a bar over the weekend, with no resolution but lots of theories passed around like beers.

I'm putting this up for a vote because I can't afford to have any of the suggestions angry with me. They all know where I live.

Answer 1

Hmm, well, I definitely would not want to live with the Hulk. Seriously, if I got him ticked off [which I do to most people], he'd probably go all green and smash my stuff. Living with Cat Woman might be cool. She could teach me how to crack a whip! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
As for super villains, not the joker. He'd be all bipolar, like "I'll kill you!" and then, "Let's play a prank and kill Batman!" I'm the only person who's allowed to be bipolar! But I'd think that Poison Ivy would be a neat room mate. Maybe she can teach me to grow Venus fly traps or other carnivorous plants.

Answer 2

I think I would like to be roommates with Batman/Bruce Wayne. For one he has that awesome car and suit. But secondly, because he's just an ordinary human being. He's not a "mutant", or an "alien", or anything else. He's just a very wealthy, very intelligent, and very cool human. On the other hand, I don't think I could be roommates with someone like Hawk Girl, Angel, or Beast. Can you imagine the feathers and fur that would be everywhere?

Answer 3

I would have The Tick move in with me! Haha! He's so funny, and I like funny people. Also, I can be dense at times, but not as dense as him. I think we'd get along.

One person I would refuse? Captain Stupendous (from Calvin and Hobbes). He's just too...not good for a superhero. He more or less does bad deeds....

Answer 4

I would probably have to go with the invisible woman

because well first of all she's hott (im referring to jessica alba, but im sure if the invisible woman was real she would be hott too)
and second of all she can turn invisible and do that cool forcefield thing with her mind. That would come in handy if i ever dropped something, or i needed her to like spy on someone, or someone was trying to get in my house and i didnt want them to, so she could forcefield the door and they couldnt get in

Another option would be the flash, because he's a really cool guy, and if i was ever late for something, or i needed to get something really quick but didnt have enough time to do it, he could be there and back in a split second and i would be fine.

i wouldnt want to live with Ant Man because I'd be too afraid to accidently step on him one day

I probably wouldnt want to live with Yoda either because he would make all this weird food and i would never really understand what he was saying.

Answer 5

Austin Powers

Answer 6

I would live with the Human Torch. Think of how much I'd save on heat and electricity. He could heat the apartment, cook the food, and give me light to read by.

I would not want to live with Batman. He'd keep me awake coming and going at night, and if he asked me to dress up in red and green tights to help him "fight crime" I'd take his utility belt and whoop him with it.

Answer 7

Storm, for 2 weeks I'd never get stuck in the rain and could just ask my roomate about what I should wear.

I would not want to live with the Flash, he would eat all my food.

Answer 8

She-Hulk (especially as drawn by John Byrne) is my kinda woman. She'd be a great roommate for 2 weeks!

Answer 9

Move in with Harley Quinn!

I’d convince her to forget about that loser, the Joker, and stay with me!

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Answer 10

Xena The Warrior Prince
Because
I'd learn how to swing a sword.