HEAVEN IS A HALFPIPE
By: OPM
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on Earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now heaven would be a DJ
spinnin' dub all night long
And heaven would be just kickin' back
with Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus
then Muhammad or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
we just sit back and laugh at you
Chorus:
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now when most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
and there's a sign that says 'do not skate'
So if you wanna come to my heaven
well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
cause we got no gates or walls
Repeat Chorus
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been callin fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You got a list here that doesn't end
You're mad cause I smoke dope
You teachin' any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hossoi way back in '87
We'll be bustin Christ air's until we get to heaven
Do you think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Heaven-heh-heh-heaven is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do ****
Without the man ******* with it
Heaven is a halfpipe
Repeat Chorus
Method air judo air
I don't care no I don't care
I don't care I don't care
2007-03-19 12:04:41
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answered by lilcutie224u 3
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The Song is called Heaven Is A Half Pipe and it is by OPM
2007-03-19 19:04:47
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answered by sexylittlemisstweetybird83 5
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OPM - Heaven Is A Halfpipe
Heaven Is A Halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth
I can’t do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now Heaven would be a DJ
Spinnin’ dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin’
Back with Jesus packing my (bong)
And if you don’t believe in Jesus
Then Muhammed or Buddha too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth
I can’t do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now when most people think of Heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there’s a sign that says
"Do not skate"
So if you wanna come to my Heaven
Well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
'Cos we got no gates or walls
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth
I can’t do
Without the man with it
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that
I’d been callin’ fate
I’m sorry friend you can’t come in
You got a list here that doesn’t end
You’re mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachin’ any classes in how to cope
I’ll find a place to rest my head
I’d rather be alone now that I’m dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in ‘87
We’ll be bustin’ Christ airs until we get to Heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I’m gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Heaven is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth
I can’t do jack
Without the man upon my back
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cos right now on Earth
I can’t do
Without the man with it
If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I can’t do
('Cos right now on Earth I can’t do)
Without the man with it
Method air judo air
I don’t care no
I don’t care
I don’t care
I don’t care
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cos right now on Earth
I can’t do
Without the man with it
2007-03-19 19:05:01
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answer #3
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answered by Danny 3
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OPM
"Heaven Is A Halfpipe"
2007-03-19 19:04:10
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Heaven is a Halfpipe by OPM
2007-03-22 19:37:12
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answer #5
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answered by ta_o_my 1
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The song is "Heaven is a Halfpipe" by OPM
2007-03-19 19:05:22
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answer #6
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answered by JC 2
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Its by OPM - Heaven is a Halfpipe
2007-03-19 19:04:27
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answer #7
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answered by centasha16 2
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heaven is a half pipe by Opm
2007-03-19 19:07:22
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answer #8
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answered by tddybrs 2
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Artist : OPM
song: heaven is a halfpipe
album: menace to sobriety
2007-03-19 19:10:13
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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OPM HEAVEN IS A HALF PIPE
2007-03-19 19:06:00
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answered by Anonymous
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