2007-03-19 11:41:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
You could have something amputated, but that would be a bit drastic and probably won’t go unnoticed. What you need is liposuction. This can be expensive, but you can improvise at home with a vacuum cleaner that has attachments. I also hear that oats are good for dieting and they’ve been known to drive some men wild in the bedroom.
If none of these things work, then you need to make it “appear” that you’ve lost weight. You could meet your date in McDonalds; next to all those fatties you’ll look anorexic. Turn up late for the date, tell him you’ve just come from the gym and he’ll be impressed that you’re looking after yourself.
2007-03-19 12:45:03 · answer #1 · answered by MrCute 5 · 11⤊ 0⤋
Kudos on your date. Um, if I knew how to lose a pound an hour, trust me, you'd be the first I told, but...I don't know. Maybe you could try running at a fast pace for the rest of the night? That might knock off about 10 pounds. Um...hmm, OH! There is this thing called the Turbo Jam diet. It only lasts for 10 days and if you follow it without straying (but don't use the protein powders) you lose weight really fast! It tastes good too. Sorry if it takes a little longer than 24 hours, but that's the best I cna come up with right now.
2007-03-19 18:47:26 · answer #2 · answered by ∞.DS.∞ 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ummm..... Im leaning towards more of a NO for this question.... but you know if you want to loose a pound you have to burn twice as many calories as you eat.... so maybe if you starve your self and work out continuously for 23 hours, you might be able to shed a couple of pounds..... but believe me, you date will not be impressed so the best bet would be to accept the fact you have a little more to LOVE!
2007-03-19 18:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you find out how. Drop me a message!
Not for nothing, but I'm sure that most of it is in your head. You wouldn't have a date if your body was an issue.
Good Luck on your date!
2007-03-19 19:51:54 · answer #4 · answered by Jude M 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not without losing a limb!
There's a reason this person asked you out on a date - don't worry about the weight, enjoy your date.
2007-03-19 20:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by E_Tard 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you even ATTEMPT to lose that much weight that fast, you'll have absolutely no energy for your date! I'm sure your beautiful just the way you are, and I'm sure your date will think so too!
2007-03-19 19:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by dementors_suck 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes, drop your date...that should be at least 24 lbs.
2007-03-19 19:29:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you remind me of some one invited us to dinner
the dinner was a chicken to be cooked
the chicken was alive and he wanted to have half of the chicken cut the wing off and the leg and leave the rest of chicken alive to cook it in some other day
Shakespeare
2007-03-19 18:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Only if you were dead could you drop weight quickly. Seriously, you could postpone your date if it bothers you so much...
2007-03-19 19:18:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Buy a live Butterball Turkey and let him play in your un-fenced yard.
2007-03-19 18:53:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋