Chuck Norris is ______
2007-03-19 10:58:44 · 24 answers · asked by Juleette 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Chuck Norris is so tough after he wins a match he jumps into the stands and beats up the opponents family .
2007-03-19 11:05:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The third side of the force. . .
Chuick Norris does not do push ups, he pushed the earth down.
They tried to make a statue of Chuck Norris, but the Granite was not hard enough.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law & Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
2007-03-19 11:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris is so risky...even as the Boogeyman is going to sleep each evening, he assessments his closet for Chuck Norris. If it wasn't for Chuck Norris...There wouldnt be a wendys even as Chuck Norris replaced into denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it replaced into 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the shop so hard it grew to develop right into a Wendy's. Chuck Norris is the in person-friendly words...element than CAN divide with assistance from 0 If Chuck Norris ever...does a pushup, he's not lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. One time, Chuck Norris...slammed a revolving door. Chuck Norris will... no longer use a range, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish magnificent served chilly
2016-11-26 23:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost as strong as my love for Jill.. Nearly, but not quite...
And Chuck Norris once threw a communist tank into the sun during Vietnam.
2007-03-19 11:03:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a great role model for young kids up to adults.
2007-03-19 11:05:20 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
addicted about Converse shoes
2007-03-19 11:02:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
an old man
2007-03-19 12:51:12 · answer #7 · answered by oldmanarnie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a victim of bad plastic surgery.
2007-03-19 11:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by Zapatta McFrench 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris is my BIIIIIATCH.......!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris is a she/he...!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris is GAY!!!!!!!
2007-03-19 11:05:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
...in that weird Mountain Dew commercial.
2007-03-19 11:03:05 · answer #10 · answered by Lauren 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋