he says some pretty good stuff on tv XD
2007-03-19 10:40:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"His Tonyness"
2007-03-19 10:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can think of two off the top of my head:
1. Speaking about an American village comparedto a British one, he said something about the American one along the lines of: 'it would be full of people doing… whatever it is they do. Incest, mostly.'
2. He was describing a German car (BMW I think) and he said: I have reason to believe the Sat-Nav only directs you to Poland...'
:D
2007-03-19 10:50:01 · answer #2 · answered by Ihsahn_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you havent got a 4 litre engine then fcuk off!
lol thats actually not off the show, but ive jst been watching dead ringers, and he did jeremy clarkson and he said that, thought it was quite funny lol, i think it should be counted!
2007-03-19 12:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only one I can think of is when he said that the Isle of Man is a thorn in Tony Blair's side-
Not the best I know, sorry
2007-03-19 11:10:15 · answer #4 · answered by Trouble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Why is it that one government department, the Driver Vehicle Licensing Authority, will sell you a personalised number plate for an extortionate amount of money, so that you can make it look like the word of your choice, and then another government department, the ones who wear big hats and plastic shoes, will arrest you and fine you for doing just exactly that?'
2007-03-19 10:49:52 · answer #5 · answered by bamagurl722 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hammond screws something up with the trucks which are supposed to be coming to lay tar on the road.....
.....men of d5481,this is our darkest hour,we will not allow adolf hammond to ruin our plans for this great,this wonderful,this magnif.....SHUT UP(James May)
2007-03-19 11:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by QPRfan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the BBC made him publically appologise for calling a car a bit gay and in his appology he said he was wrong because he should have said it was a bit lesbian instead. LOL
2007-03-19 10:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HELLO THIS IS TOP GEAR AND I AM JEREMY CLARKSON YOU MAY REMEMBER ME FROM SUCH TV PROGRAMS AS TOP GEAR OR THE SIMPSONS
2007-03-19 10:55:13 · answer #8 · answered by JSD 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Good Shot!" (In reaction to being hit in the face by a pie by a protester at his Honorary Degree ceremony)
2007-03-19 10:47:39 · answer #9 · answered by friendofb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About having a half-ton boat engine on the back of his car.
"It's like having a whole american sitting on the back of your car"
2007-03-19 10:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well all know we can give ten points to each other. Dangling it out there is like you think we're sheep going to go "oh wow ten points". Just ask next time.
2007-03-19 10:43:31 · answer #11 · answered by All hat 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋