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2007-03-19 10:38:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Here's one I heard a while ago:

"Hey baby, do you think you could help me study for science?
We're learning about the human body..."

The guy who said it got slapped LOL!

2007-03-19 10:57:27 · update #1

17 answers

"Do you have any hillbilly/italian/indian in you?"
"No"
"Want some?"

"Are those space pants?"
"Why?"
"Because your *ss is out of this world"

"You know you'd look good with about 180 lbs. on you"

"That dress looks really good on you"
"Thanks"
"It would look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor"


No...none worked.

2007-03-19 10:44:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

infant, i'm like a Rubix dice... The more advantageous you play with me the harder i'm getting. Do you artwork at UPS? Cuz i'd have sworn that I said you sorting out my equipment. Do you've a reflect on your pocket? Cuz i visit verify myself on your pants. Do you've self belief in love in the starting up sight or could I walk with assistance from again?

2016-11-26 23:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can't really think of any funny ones. However, this weekend a guy came up and started talking to me about the collective consciousness and that I should be having fun in order to allow everyone else in the club to have fun, as everything flows together and it is all one consciousness. It is the first time someone has used Buddhist principles to start a conversation with me. It did pique my interest.

2007-03-19 10:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by pisceswomanem 5 · 1 0

#1-So Do you beleive in love at firstsight? Or do I have to walk past you again?
#2-Say didn't I see you at my friend Bills party last weekend? No wait couldn't have been you, you are way to pretty to be Bills friend.


I've never used a line, but heard both of these used and neither one worked. But I did like the first one. Can't think of any more right now.

2007-03-19 10:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by denny 4 · 2 0

I would go up to the table with what i call good looking females. Then I would ask them all " Would they like to take a Survey& if yes answer several ?'s. females being the curious creatures that they r. they will almost all agee to at least listen. The answers vary of course. when I am done I leave my card with a e-mail address & phone # . with a little note state-ing that if they r interested in a longer survey, just let me know.

2007-03-19 10:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Never used or heard pick up lines but I know one...

Bruce Willis says that he has a pick up line that will work everytime. he simply goes up to the girl and says, "Where are you getting your sex from tonight?" He says he's never been turned down! Go Figure!

2007-03-19 10:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My ex was stationed in SC, but we still had Tennessee tags on the jeep. A car of guys pulls up beside me at a redlight and said, wow baby, you MUST be from Tennessee cuz your the only 10 I see. How LAME!

: )

2007-03-19 10:42:31 · answer #7 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 1 0

Does yo dad work for the military? Cause you da bomb girl!

I got slapped.... He He

2007-03-19 10:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 3 · 1 0

1- do u hav a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in them jeans.

2- the alphabet she be arrange so that U and I can be together.

some cheesy lines i read

google.com/search/pickuplines

2007-03-19 10:43:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i've heard this "WOW it's hot in here. Oh sorry that's just you!" I want to slap whoever says that

2007-03-19 10:42:21 · answer #10 · answered by wildaboutme23 4 · 1 0

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