If ypur pet could talk and work what would He/she say and what would you tell Him/her to do?

Answer 1

My dog would be like " Where are we going?,can I go? ,are we there yet?". Is that for me?,can I have some? ..pleaseeeeee come on, was that a bird?"
I would have my dog working as an auctioneer,a fast talker,you know. On paydays I'd be like, is that a check?,is that for me? Did you sign it?pleaseeeeee come on,who wants a treat? So funny cause me and my husband have already pictured this and she's just a little jack Russell fest,weigh in at 10lbs."Baby"is her name.

Answer 2

My horse already works for me. I think that if he could talk he'd say something about the radio in the barn. He loves to listen to music. When I work with him in the round pen he has to have the radio on a country station or he won't cooperate with me. If a song he doesn't like comes on he'll stop or go to a walk until it changes or I change it. It's funny but annoying sometimes.

Answer 3

My dog would probably tell me to put her in the yard so she can bark at our neighbors' dogs. I'd probably tell her I won't because it's way to cold and I'm not standing by the door to make sure she doesn't run out the yard!

Answer 4

The cat would say feed me slave.
I would tell the cat stop tracking dirt in my house, and to start using the toilet instead of just drinking from it.

Answer 5

One of my macaws says "shut up and listen!" all the time. I tell him that all the time. I can't say it anymore because he'll say it back to me- he also is our family's answering machine message. He says hello over and over again and then will say beep.

Answer 6

He would say "im scared of that thing" or "can i have a hug or a biscuit" and he probably wouldn't work.I wouldn't tell him to anything mabye if he was sitting in my chair i would say move please Ben.

Answer 7

I would tell my cat, clean your own litter box! Lol
Perhaps the cat would reply, ''no, that's your job not mine''.
Silly huh? :)